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 Just added like 500 horsepower to my bike 
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Gman and Strange ride Mr. Jeep all the time.


No, this not fact. I am not have a motor cycle in the USA. I wish to have, but not.

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Don't buy a sportster. Japanese motorcycles are superior. People who get sucked into the Harley thing do it to be part of that "culture" and it's sad. It's so bad now that the die hard Harley crowd look down on the sportster riders and call them "skirtsters". Harley elitists have completely lost touch with what riding a motorcycle is all about and are too brainwashed to realize they are riding an inferior product.

What Gman said is spot on. Wanna know why Harley hasn't embraced the liquid-cooled V-twin?

It won't sound like a Harley.



Tell that to the buddy I know that rides a sportster and you might leave without a face. :D

Then again....he probably knows more about motorcycles than anyone so he's tuned it to his own specifications.

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I am like motor cycle, Gman is always talk me to buy one now for ride with he and Strange.



What the F*CK did you just say?!

PS - why isn't Reborn banned yet?


I think Joe Mamma's evil spirit possessed you when it left him Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_13

Meanwhile, I'm going to buy this when I get enough money.

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I am like motor cycle, Gman is always talk me to buy one now for ride with he and Strange.



What the F*CK did you just say?!

PS - why isn't Reborn banned yet?


I think Joe Mamma's evil spirit possessed you when it left him Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_13

Meanwhile, I'm going to buy this when I get enough money.

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Buy a motorcycle, not a F*CKING backwards trike. Those are ugly as hell, and the only people I've seen on them look like douchebags. There's a guy who works in the same building as me (no idea who he is) who rides one. He looks like a big fag.

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I agree with gman why in hell would you wanna buy something like that.

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Gman, Reborn is probably a huge HOMOSEXUAL ;).

Adam you should tell the story about the grasshoper that hit you on the chest HAHA that shit was hilarious.

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Gman, Reborn is probably a huge HOMOSEXUAL ;).

Adam you should tell the story about the grasshoper that hit you on the chest HAHA that shit was hilarious.



*is interested*

oh yes, do tell the story about said grasshoppah!

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Am I really the only one who finds it beautiful? Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32 Well, I do think this one looks better.

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No clutch and gear shifting nonsense here, just the way I like it :) Technically it is a motorcycle G-man, just without the hassle Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03

Gin - As much as I want to admit it, my girl disagrees Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02


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Am I really the only one who finds it beautiful? Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32 Well, I do think this one looks better.

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No clutch and gear shifting nonsense here, just the way I like it :) Technically it is a motorcycle G-man, just without the hassle Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03

Gin - As much as I want to admit it, my girl disagrees Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02


If you can't ride a motorcycle that has a manual transmission, you have no business operating any vehicle with less than four wheels. I'll go even further with that: if you can't drive a four-wheeled vehicle with a manual transmission, you don't belong on anything with less than four wheels. Manual transmissions are just all-around better. You have more control over your torque and power, you get better fuel economy, and you don't look like a HOMOSEXUAL if you've got a manual transmission. I do not, have not, and will not any time in the near future own* a vehicle with an automatic transmission -- especially one on two/three wheels.

Note: the van has an automatic transmission, but that's not my daily driver -- it's a project car for the lulz so it doesn't count. If Ford had made them in manual, we would've opted for that.

Grasshopper story: I was going like 80-90mph and got hit in the chest by a grasshopper the size of a Boeing 747 the other day. Not only did it knock the shit out of me and hurt like a motherfucker, it splattered brown goo and bits of exoskeleton all over my chest and arm. It looked like I was eating carne guisada while drunk, and puked all over myself. It was amazing.

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I fully encourage Reborn to buy that scooter and take it out on the highway.

Small wheels + high speeds = epic lulz.

Looking forward to reading about it in the paper!


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Grasshopper story: I was going like 80-90mph and got hit in the chest by a grasshopper the size of a Boeing 747 the other day. Not only did it knock the shit out of me and hurt like a motherfucker, it splattered brown goo and bits of exoskeleton all over my chest and arm. It looked like I was eating carne guisada while drunk, and puked all over myself. It was amazing.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, i laughed hard because i imagine yourself all hurt in the chest and with all that brown shit on your clothes HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Post Re: Just added like 500 horsepower to my bike
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Am I really the only one who finds it beautiful? Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32 Well, I do think this one looks better.

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No clutch and gear shifting nonsense here, just the way I like it :) Technically it is a motorcycle G-man, just without the hassle Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03

Gin - As much as I want to admit it, my girl disagrees Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02


I'll go even further with that: if you can't drive a four-wheeled vehicle with a manual transmission, you don't belong on anything with less than four wheels. Manual transmissions are just all-around better. You have more control over your torque and power, you get better fuel economy, and you don't look like a HOMOSEXUAL if you've got a manual transmission. I do not, have not, and will not any time in the near future own* a vehicle with an automatic transmission -- especially one on two/three wheels.


mate manual all the way in england only women old people (which am getting there to fast old that is) and fags buy that !!!

reborn am sorry mate but that F*CKING bike is shit and besides that looks like and is the most stupid bike ever hate it Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_38

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People who don't or cant drive manual transmission should be slayed!

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I agree with the comments made about standard transmissions, but for some who live in the city I can see why they would opt for an automatic. That is as long as they do not knock on the standard transmission and hopefully their weekend car contains one.


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Unartistic barbarians Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_31 Scooters never get any love :(

Well you see...I compare standard vs automatic transmission to programming using assembly language vs c#/vb.net. Sure, you get all the power you want with assembly, but it won't be the convenience of a high level language :) Where's c++ in all this? Semi-automatic of course! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_01


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hatboy wrote:
I agree with the comments made about standard transmissions, but for some who live in the city I can see why they would opt for an automatic. That is as long as they do not knock on the standard transmission and hopefully their weekend car contains one.


Yeah I love manual but living in philly trying to get around using a manual with all the F*CKING morons who can't F*CKING drive is hell.

P.S. the bike is F*CKING beautiful G-baby


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