Ding ding ding ding ding.

The 1918 flu pandemic saw only 5% of all infected die.

Swine flu predictions are at most 6%.

(Also, the first deaths have been happening in Mexico already.)

everyone will cry for more government intervention, because they're scared of "illness."

Yesterday Obama requested 1.5 billion USD to handle a potential outbreak. I believe that'll be as far as government intervention goes.

The money will be put in an account and only a small portion will be touched to buy supplies that won't help anything in the long run and those supplies will then sit in a warehouse and never distributed.

::::::::::::::BREAKING NEWS:::::::::::::

Obama has been infected with the swine flu.

You know...


I'm going to spend the next 4 to 8 years raging at all the lame Obama cheapshots as I did the lame Bush cheapshots.

rage quit?

There is a lot of shit going on in here, people are sending emails saying that the swine flu its just bullshit, these faggots obviosly dont know the damage that they are causing, a lot of people are starting to forget they´r safety meassures and of course we can spect more influenza cases because of this, extracts from the email.

"They say that the reason obama came to Mexico, its because him and our president talked about an agreement to let the U.S.A army walk around freely in mexican territor thus conquering Mexico and taking all our oil and rich minerals"

I really dont need to sum this up for you dont you.

"Pharmasists are in an agreement to sell more vaccine, thats why the "swine flu" was created"

Stupid faggots, if the mexican government is in a conspiracy to let the pharmasist take a cut and make more profits out of it, wouldnt they let the flu spread even more so they can get even more money??

"They arent showing people that are actually sick, or documented any cases at all"

Well probably this statemen is one of the most accurate, still, i think that they are hiding something or just helping out control the panic, i mean, when you get gonorrea you just dont go yelling everyone what you have, you tell people when you think you are safe and that you have already overcome that illness.

"The people that got sick out of mexico, if you analize it, its people who´s country has a spot in the G7".

Yeah, like, if a cambodian or a nigearian can afford a trip to mexico, and even if they could, they would probably go to europe instead of here.

The mexican government closed all the business activities, why would the mexican government close all the restaurants, schools, overall businesses??, we are talking about one of the 3 more money producing state´s in Mexico, just to support a lie?, that is an expensive lie and we know how the economy is right now, so why would you question that?, its just stupid to say that you closed the economy flow over a F*CKING conspiracy.

They even got the OMS (World health organization) involved, i dont think that the OMS would be part of a "conspiracy theory, even when los of people think that te G7 got the control over it.

I think that the flu its probably not that deadly or bad but that it is definetly a truth.

What I don't get is how you get World Health Organization to come out as OMS...I know you are all spanished out and shit but....come on...

You're right.

As soon as I can afford a shotgun and one shell, I'll write my note "I can't take the obama jokes anymore".

Then I can be happy forever.

lol lol lol

lawlz

the media would make you a saint. it'd be amazing.

Finally. The respect I deserve.



And I just read Ginzu's rant. I have a huge boner. That was beautiful.

You need one of these.

Lawlz i just don't feel like reading lately. Um it could be because that there cutting spending on education and i feel like a retard right now. That is all

Youre beatiful.

Humm, Tay that was an insta-paint, i have a better shooped version.



They just dont know man, fo shizzy.

F*CK YES.

You need a mask that says "Putas, no sabes junto a el SWINE FLU de Ginzu."

Hell yeah.