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 Vendetta beat the F*CK out of a AFRICAN AMERICAN today 
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Genocide wrote:
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so yea if the fight takes longer then one punch then ur a pu$$y or ur both getting paid and are in great shape


honeslty most fights ive been in win or lose... it only takes a few shots for it to be over.... unless one of the participants doesnt know how to fight then it normaly takes one.....


Best fight I've ever seen was when I was in high school. Black vs Mexican, black kid is talking shit as the other guy is walking away and starts slapping him in the back of the head and the Mex turns and tries to deck him and they start fighting in this open field. Takes like 2 mins and at one point the black kid is able to POWERBOMB the mexican. These guys were F*CKING huge and some teacher came out about a minute in and was just like "hey, you kids stop it" and didn't bother breaking it up. I remember about 10 shots between them, interference by authority Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_13. Mexican was FUCKED UP. Black kid ran LMAO!


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It is sad what you little children do at school. First off: neither you OR Vendetta can fight for your life, second, beef fight is a bullshit term for pretending to have a gay slap happy do not do shit all argument. Finally, you should know that you should never feed a immigrant-it is their mating season. Oh, and to warn you that you should never keep stashes of food, only drinks in the school. Rats have been known to eat through bags to get to food. FACT.

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Oh yea, you guys have 10 F*CKING minutes between classes? What kind of school do you go to? I had 4 minutes between classes which was barely enough time to go to my locker, take a piss, and mack on fat chicks.

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mexicantheif wrote:
It is sad what you little children do at school. First off: neither you OR Vendetta can fight for your life, second, beef fight is a bullshit term for pretending to have a gay slap happy do not do s**t all argument. Finally, you should know that you should never feed a immigrant-it is their mating season. Oh, and to warn you that you should never keep stashes of food, only drinks in the school. Rats have been known to eat through bags to get to food. FACT.


It's F*CKING creepy that every sentence in that paragraph is just a different one line way of summing up the entire thread.

F*CKING reptilian.

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I am Link Lol

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Oh yea, you guys have 10 f**king minutes between classes? What kind of school do you go to? I had 4 minutes between classes which was barely enough time to go to my locker, take a piss, and mack on fat chicks.


It's Canada, it's public school.


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High school is great, isn't it?

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We have 10 minutes between 1-2nd class, 10 min between 3rd-4rth class. 45 min lunch break (got to timmies, mcdees. pizza-pizza ect...)

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I'm guessing either one or both contenders were fat, weak, homosexual bitches.

I'll drive up to Ottawa to fight Vendetta.


YES!

Oh, and someone splain what a food locker is...


A locker used simply for storing munchies.

Also, OP definitely did not deliver.


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Oh yea, you guys have 10 f**king minutes between classes? What kind of school do you go to? I had 4 minutes between classes which was barely enough time to go to my locker, take a piss, and mack on fat chicks.


It's Canada, it's public school.

Still, our public schools only get 3 to 4.


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Still, our public schools only get 3 to 4


We get 5, but with 1700 total student body, that's just enough time to take a piss on your way there.

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LOL ppl r ALWAYS late for class not enough time for a quarter of the school to go have a smoke socialize in the halls ect. and get to class

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Is that not what our lunch break is for? Eat, drink, F*CK, smoke?

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LOL ppl r ALWAYS late for class not enough time for a quarter of the school to go have a smoke socialize in the halls ect. and get to class



I'm also in Canada, my high school was also a public one.

We didn't have faggot-ass break-times to start making out with guys in the hall over C*CK.

I've changed "Fight" to "Make out" and "Coke" to "C*CK," to emphasize just how gay you really are.




Beef Fight: Synonymous with Meat-Fencing, Man-duel, or other such activities that involved thwaping one's member against anothers. Often regarded as the gayest thing ever.


Stop pretending you're not one of the extreme anti-social personalities, and give me your address so I can hunt you for sport.

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LOL!

"I would've gotten him charged with assault!"

You F*CKING pu$$y. You should have lied to make this story cooler, because all it's doing is making you look like both a pu$$y ass highschool douchebag. LETS MEET AT THIS PLACE TO FIGHT!

Who the F*CK does that? Honestly? Why not punch the motherfucker in the face and dump a F*CKING coke on his head? That would've got the point across, and he would've got his delicious carbonated beverage... so everyone would have been on the same page.

Also lol@beef fight.

Also, also you're a pu$$y.

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WHO WANTS CHIPS


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What I have gathered from this thread:

1) If you don't KO someone in 1 to 2 punches you're a pu$$y, even though most HIGH SCHOOL FIGHTS even regular fights almost never end in 1 to 2 punches. I think you guys are referring to the fights you've watched on youtube instead of fights you've been in.

2) Apok is 9 feet tall, weights 400 pounds (of pure muscle), and can noot be stopped, he is all aboot kicking ass.

3) You guys are still pussies indeed.

4) The only thing I agree with in this thread is gman's comment


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HEADSHOT wrote:
What I have gathered from this thread:

1) If you don't KO someone in 1 to 2 punches you're a pu$$y, even though most HIGH SCHOOL FIGHTS even regular fights almost never end in 1 to 2 punches. I think you guys are referring to the fights you've watched on youtube instead of fights you've been in.

2) Apok is 9 feet tall, weights 400 pounds (of pure muscle), and can noot be stopped, he is all aboot kicking ass.

3) You guys are still pussies indeed.

4) The only thing I agree with in this thread is gman's comment


Apok is also a AFRICAN AMERICAN.


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Can't be Stooped, Headshot. Stooped.


The rest is true.

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