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 God I'm so Pissed! 
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Lock her in your kitchen with nothing but a phone speeddialed to grocerygateway and a slot to pass the food out. Then yell 'BITCH MAKE ME A SAMMICH!'


Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:30 pm
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LOL

Penguin is kind of right, I'm not really pissed at my aunt, I'm pissed at my mom for not even telling me this and throwing it on me at the last second when SHE KNEW a week beforehand.

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:58 pm
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*hugz* i must say i think it could be worse.

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*bounce* wrote:
*hugz* i must say i think it could be worse.


I could make it worse so you wouldn't think it.


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Hey, lucky me, it did get worse.

My mom gave away my only computer chair. She claimed that someone was borrowing it for a few minutes, then she'd give it back. Well, I went to work, but as I was getting home, my mother informed me that she had given it away and I wouldn't have a chair anymore. I promptly rose Hell in our household, then told her that she was going to buy me a new F*CKING chair or, by God, I'd give away every chair in the house and see how she likes it.

Lets just say... I'm getting a new chair tomorrow, and a headset.

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If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it.

One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:27 pm
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Heheheh.


Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:08 am
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I'm making signatures to relieve my stress.

I just made one for IonFlux and Bob Dole.

http://i14.tinypic.com/2jc6kxw.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/33yrub5.jpg

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:16 am
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lol nice


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lmfao! nice work :P

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Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:40 am
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sry about ur problem at home but the sig for ionflux looks dope, i really like how u did that.

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I asked my girlfriend if I could move in with her.

She said, thankfully, yes.

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:22 am
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Btw, I also made Pan!k's sig.

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If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it.

One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:23 am
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100% of the people that posted in this forum watch DR. PHILL everyday!

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wow you got owned by some kid named "monkeytits" you must really suck, gg uninstall


Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:36 pm
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monkeytits jr. wrote:
100% of the people that posted in this forum watch DR. PHILL everyday!


What's DR. PHILL?

I watch House does that count?


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Uber wrote:
monkeytits jr. wrote:
100% of the people that posted in this forum watch DR. PHILL everyday!


What's DR. PHILL?

I watch House does that count?


house is funny...

im waiting till he starts beating people with his cane

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Uber wrote:
monkeytits jr. wrote:
100% of the people that posted in this forum watch DR. PHILL everyday!


What's DR. PHILL?

I watch House does that count?



shure, that counts, and if you watch SCRUBZ or GAY's ANATOMI

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