You damn pussies, paintball doesnt' hurt. And Gman, It would take one hell of a paintball gun to "penetrate you defenses", and cause you to feel even the slightest tickle. :)

Why would you go and ruin my fun by telling them that it doesn't hurt? You buttf*cking son of a bitch.

Btw, nerves are everywhere...and since I'm so massive, I've got more nerves than you, so technically I'm more sensitive.

*menstrate*

Oh my god that entire thing made me laugh Gman. So does it not hurt THAT badly?

Make sure when you hit someone in the head you yell, "HEADSHOT." It will own. It doesn't hurt that bad unless they crank the pressure up. Then you start getting bruises and shit.

Oh I'm definately doing CZ sounds. Any paint nade will be accompanied by a "Fire in the Hole!" and I WILL be yelling Headshot. Every once in a while I'll yell random things like "GET OUTTA THERE IT'S GONNA BLOW!" even though there's no bomb. Also, I'ma get a knife to run with so I can run faster. Although knifing people might get me kicked out.

HAHAHA wow.. i kinda wanna watch this, this outta be really funny

LoL I'll see if I can get other people to do the same.

Maybe I'll tape it. I'll make a war movie. n00bfest movies ftw?

Umm, actually it does hurt if it's your first couple of times out. You decide to wear a T-shirt, and some guy runs up to you and decides to shoot from 2 feet away.

Well, just got back from Paintball.



OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

First round I had a couple great shots but then BOOM headshot, I almost fell over.

Second-last round I had surrendered, then got shot 7 times in the back, only 2 exploded (Ones that don't explode hurt MUCH more)

Overall it wasn't too bad, I'll do it again when my wounds have healed.

Shit I have some really bad welts and some serious bruising. I played for 4 hours today. It wasn't too bad, there weren't any really ridiculous guns out there. Next time I'm getting a paint 'nade.