And you sitting there, checking his myspace, scanning his life and attempting to insult him via Essay format shows much you got going in your life. Right.

A reject of n00bfest? Shit atleast i'm not a reject of the world. Judging by your myspace, and all the hot chicks on your top 8 (Whom you've never meet)

1. You're a virgin
2. You've never touched or been touched by a woman.
3. All your friends on myspace are models..... and the rest are people from counter-strike, I mean if you're gonna be a total fag and HAVE a myspace atleast have some real F*CKING people on it. I mean jesus christ back in the 3rd Reich we'd would have you tied against a wall for target practice, and after we were done we'd burn you, and use your ashes for fertilizer.
4. You're ugly as F*CK, cut that hair
5. lose some weight, and by lose weight i mean lose a crayola.
5. Have lipo on the chin, i mean what the F*CK!!? Do you have batista girl and her wheel chair hiding in there?
6. Weren't you one of the bitches who begged constantly to join KiLLa?



I mean really lets look at his about me,

"I am 19 years old, i just graduated from highschool, and i work at Andy's. Im a really crazy person, and maybe a tad unstable. I do random things, very random person. Like, i like cookies o.o. But then again walking up to a woman in Target with a skillet going, "Mam, do you think this is a good quality skillet?" but skillet is a very funny word. Kind of like killit? i dunno. Anyway, i play Counter-Strike, WoW, and most other Blizzard games. I'm a gamer at heart, that is pretty much all i do when im at the house, or not working. I like beautiful girls, models, and the female photogrophy in general. I mean i don't judge by looks, i just think a woman that poses, or models is art. I don't really judge by looks when it comes to dating, i mean who am i to judge? i'm to exactly Brad Pitt. xD Rawr. I prefer girls with long hair, although short works sometimes. They have to be able to take jokes, and be funny. Like meh! i am like, a clown. O.o Or a cow, whichever. I like writing, i would write a novel, but my mind is so sparadic i can never stay with one book. Lol. My future is a bit clouded, not sure what i want to do in college, but im sure i will figure it out. I hate smoking, girls that smoke, anyone that smokes. It is a very bad habit, don't do it. No one wants to kiss an ashtray. Don't talk about my religion, grandparents, or my country. I'm into computers, i like working on them, and exploring them in general. Well thats it o.O; "


That shit SCREAMS virgin, and gay, and possibly child molestor.

Alright lets take this... "description", piece by piece.

First off, "Im a really crazy person, and maybe a tad unstable." What exactly is this implying? I mean it could imply anything from... You eating out of a whim, or you kid napping a small child and raping him all night long? idk.

2nd, "Like, i like cookies o.o. But then again walking up to a woman in Target with a skillet going, "Mam, do you think this is a good quality skillet?"
In this one you make two seperate references to food, lets be honest, were you eating when you made your myspace?

3rd, "i play Counter-Strike, WoW, and most other Blizzard games. I'm a gamer at heart, that is pretty much all i do when im at the house, or not working. I like beautiful girls, models, and the female photogrophy in general. "
We'll just let that one speak for itself.

4th, "I like beautiful girls, models, and the female photogrophy in general. I mean i don't judge by looks, i just think a woman that poses, or models is art."
Okay is it just me, or did that sound extremely F*CKING gay. I mean i'm talking about a gay level far past HHB, this gay level is clearly at the "Yougotdicked" level.

5th, "I don't really judge by looks when it comes to dating, i mean who am i to judge?"
Finally alittle ways down you start being honest with yourself. You were talking about how you like "female art, and beauty" (totally queer), but then you realized.....Wait a second, I'm... me... I get home from school.... I sit down... beat off in my arm chair.... Check the n00bfest forum.... Then i sit and stare at a wall all day, and wish you were Joe Mama. ........... okay jay kay.

6th, "i'm to exactly Brad Pitt. xD Rawr."
........what the F*CK

7th, "They have to be able to take jokes, and be funny. Like meh! i am like, a clown."
No No No, your GF would need a sense of humor, because when you two were seen in public together people would assume that she was walking her pet gorilla.

8th, "I like writing, i would write a novel, but my mind is so sparadic i can never stay with one book."
Judging by your writing on your myspace, I wouldn't even punish the Israelis with one of your novels.

9th, I'm into computers, i like working on them, and exploring them in general. Well thats it o.O; "
By exploring..... do you mean exploring a computer with your penis? Because god knows it'll never touch a womens special spot.


Okay and if anyone.... anyone thought I was being harsh or out line by anything I said... just look at this.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... fa7c74f381