A reject of n00bfest? Shit atleast i'm not a reject of the world. Judging by your myspace, and all the hot chicks on your top 8 (Whom you've never meet)

1. You're a virgin
2. You've never touched or been touched by a woman.
3. All your friends on myspace are models..... and the rest are people from counter-strike, I mean if you're gonna be a total fag and HAVE a myspace atleast have some real F*CKING people on it. I mean jesus christ back in the 3rd Reich we'd would have you tied against a wall for target practice, and after we were done we'd burn you, and use your ashes for fertilizer.
4. You're ugly as F*CK, cut that hair
5. lose some weight, and by lose weight i mean lose a crayola.
5. Have lipo on the chin, i mean what the F*CK!!? Do you have batista girl and her wheel chair hiding in there?
6. Weren't you one of the bitches who begged constantly to join KiLLa?



I mean really lets look at his about me,

"I am 19 years old, i just graduated from highschool, and i work at Andy's. Im a really crazy person, and maybe a tad unstable. I do random things, very random person. Like, i like cookies o.o. But then again walking up to a woman in Target with a skillet going, "Mam, do you think this is a good quality skillet?" but skillet is a very funny word. Kind of like killit? i dunno. Anyway, i play Counter-Strike, WoW, and most other Blizzard games. I'm a gamer at heart, that is pretty much all i do when im at the house, or not working. I like beautiful girls, models, and the female photogrophy in general. I mean i don't judge by looks, i just think a woman that poses, or models is art. I don't really judge by looks when it comes to dating, i mean who am i to judge? i'm to exactly Brad Pitt. xD Rawr. I prefer girls with long hair, although short works sometimes. They have to be able to take jokes, and be funny. Like meh! i am like, a clown. O.o Or a cow, whichever. I like writing, i would write a novel, but my mind is so sparadic i can never stay with one book. Lol. My future is a bit clouded, not sure what i want to do in college, but im sure i will figure it out. I hate smoking, girls that smoke, anyone that smokes. It is a very bad habit, don't do it. No one wants to kiss an ashtray. Don't talk about my religion, grandparents, or my country. I'm into computers, i like working on them, and exploring them in general. Well thats it o.O; "


That shit SCREAMS virgin, and gay, and possibly child molestor.

Alright lets take this... "description", piece by piece.

First off, "Im a really crazy person, and maybe a tad unstable." What exactly is this implying? I mean it could imply anything from... You eating out of a whim, or you kid napping a small child and raping him all night long? idk.

2nd, "Like, i like cookies o.o. But then again walking up to a woman in Target with a skillet going, "Mam, do you think this is a good quality skillet?"
In this one you make two seperate references to food, lets be honest, were you eating when you made your myspace?

3rd, "i play Counter-Strike, WoW, and most other Blizzard games. I'm a gamer at heart, that is pretty much all i do when im at the house, or not working. I like beautiful girls, models, and the female photogrophy in general. "
We'll just let that one speak for itself.

4th, "I like beautiful girls, models, and the female photogrophy in general. I mean i don't judge by looks, i just think a woman that poses, or models is art."
Okay is it just me, or did that sound extremely F*CKING gay. I mean i'm talking about a gay level far past HHB, this gay level is clearly at the "Yougotdicked" level.

5th, "I don't really judge by looks when it comes to dating, i mean who am i to judge?"
Finally alittle ways down you start being honest with yourself. You were talking about how you like "female art, and beauty" (totally queer), but then you realized.....Wait a second, I'm... me... I get home from school.... I sit down... beat off in my arm chair.... Check the n00bfest forum.... Then i sit and stare at a wall all day, and wish you were Joe Mama. ........... okay jay kay.

6th, "i'm to exactly Brad Pitt. xD Rawr."
........what the F*CK

7th, "They have to be able to take jokes, and be funny. Like meh! i am like, a clown."
No No No, your GF would need a sense of humor, because when you two were seen in public together people would assume that she was walking her pet gorilla.

8th, "I like writing, i would write a novel, but my mind is so sparadic i can never stay with one book."
Judging by your writing on your myspace, I wouldn't even punish the Israelis with one of your novels.

9th, I'm into computers, i like working on them, and exploring them in general. Well thats it o.O; "
By exploring..... do you mean exploring a computer with your penis? Because god knows it'll never touch a womens special spot.


Okay and if anyone.... anyone thought I was being harsh or out line by anything I said... just look at this.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... fa7c74f381

If Ocelot has anything to say to that. Just erase it from your head kid because with that being said you seriously have no reason even posting anything else. And we aren't rejects cause if we were we wouldn't have been playing in n00bfest period. We were ejected thats all and now...well...we're obviously back. And if I came to North Carolina would I be able to meet the girls on your top 8? Ohhh yeah you don't know them. And that pic that Eyeless shows on the bottom looks like Joe Momma stuck his trigger finger your ass.

origonal? Lrn2Spll?