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kornbread420
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:07 pm
Posts: 165
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 Magical Soda Machine Game I got this from another forum.
You are in front of a soda machine.
Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!
Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"
I'll start here and then follow on to give you the idea.
Inserts: Dirty dishes
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Gets: Dishwater
Inserts: iPhone Touch
_________________ Ed, a good friend and clan leader, R.I.P. 10/15/04 you will be missed.
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Montreal
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am
Posts: 2623
Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: iPad
Inserts: snakeskin thong
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Tazzaler
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 5727
Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Kano
Inserts: used condom
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 3113
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Black man penis
Inserts: luff
_________________  "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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Chris Hanson
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:56 pm
Posts: 612
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Lard
Inserts:Diablo 3 CD
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 3113
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Shit on
Inserts: firefox
_________________"I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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darkvision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:56 am
Posts: 162
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets:virus
Inserts:virginity
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cybrslsh
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:19 am
Posts: 1017
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game gets: Money
Inserts: Bitches
_________________검둥이 
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 13453
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Pit Stop
Inserts: Joe Mamma's Hip
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 11345
Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: A giant gaping vagina
Inserts: Penis
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 13453
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Black Penis
Inserts: Joe Mamma's butthole
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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Caniboid
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am
Posts: 2534
Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Anal fissure
Inserts: Used baby wipes
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Sweet Pea
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm
Posts: 3503
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Brand new baby boy!!! Congrats!!
Inserts: Michael Jackson
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 11345
Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Molested.
Inserts: $1
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 3113
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Sweet pea
Inserts dirty dishes
_________________"I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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darkvision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:56 am
Posts: 162
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game gets:No sex
Inserts: soap
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kornbread420
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:07 pm
Posts: 165
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Bubbles
Inserts: Bath salts
_________________Ed, a good friend and clan leader, R.I.P. 10/15/04 you will be missed.
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 11345
Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Zombies
Inserts: Beer
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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darkvision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:56 am
Posts: 162
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: Drunk
Inserts: a thingamajig (seriously this is recognized by spell check? awesome.)
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kornbread420
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:07 pm
Posts: 165
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Re: Magical Soda Machine Game Gets: candy bar
Inserts: screwdriver
_________________Ed, a good friend and clan leader, R.I.P. 10/15/04 you will be missed.
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