ARE YOU READY TO PLAY A REAL TOURNAMENT???

i have posted this twice, once in the general and once in the tourney section tomake sure its seen. DO NOT SIGN UP HERE GO TO THE TOURNEY SECTION AND APPLY

ladies and gentleman, HERE IT IS!!

all n00bfest members are encouraged to apply.

This is a TEAM event , PICK YOUR TEAMS LADIES AND GENTLMAN!!

Now in order for this tournament to proceed i need a minimum of 5 teams

THERE ARE NO BACKUPS IN THIS TOURNAMENT!!! THERE WILL BE NO BULLSHIT!!!

NO WAITING ON PLAYERS!! When you sign up for a team your making a commitment to show up and to be there with your team, if you dont show, its not my problem.

In the case of a late player, he will be allow to join the match because of the " requirements" stated below.

I REPEAT I WILL NOT F*CKING WAIT ON ANYONE, Match times will be posted.

All players are required to report to the Chat server on this website, 15 minutes before approximate match time. YOU WILL PAY THE F*CK ATTENTION TO THE TOURNEY ADMINS!!!

During said 15 minute period you WILL NOT LEAVE YOUR DAMN KB FOR ANYTHING, SO TAKE A PISS OR A SHIT, OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO, BEFUCKINGFOR YOU SIT DOWN AT YOUR MACHINE AT THE 15 MINUTE MARKER.

ALL arguements about the tournament are to be settled after the tourney, if there is an argument during the match, the offending player will recieve one warning, after that he will immediatly be ejected and not allowed to return. sucks to be your team. so lets not have that kind of bullshit shall we? and i do mean anyone.

In the event that a player be caught cheating, he will be banned from the server immediatly, IN ORDER FOR ANY ADMIN IN MY TOURNAMENT TO BAN A PLAYER, THE PLAYER MUST BE RECORDED AND HAVE UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT HE WAS HACKING. ( as in all admins in the tourney will change out and view the demo, if its undeniable that your being a F*CKING cheating ass F*CK in my F*CKING tournament your F*CKING gone. All "hacking" demos will be submitted to corpsehumper for final analysis and judgement.)

Map list will be announced, after the sign up phase is completed.

15 rounds is the amount to be played per map.

Pretty much CZL rules

I need team captians, if you would like to apply to be a team captain submit your request in the team captains thread in the tournament section, and ill get back to you. If you already have your own team by all means let me know.

Team captains are responsible for you teams and making sure they are prepared to do battle against the best n00bfest has to offer.

Team captains are also going to pick thier own teams. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE 5 MEMBERS no backups, your team is your team so make it happen.

No one member can be on 2 different teams, that shit will not happen in this tourney.

Captians feel free to recruit whomever you wish for this tourney, as long as they dont give me any shit, or hack , i dont care.



TO ALL PLAYERS:::

You dont have to worry about hassling a captain to be on a team unless you want to, post that you want to be in the tourney and im sure that the captians will eat everyone up to get them on thier teams.

** special rules***

WhtTrsh will not be allowed to play together as a full team for thise tournament because well we all know who would win. No more than 2 members of WhtTrsh will be allowed to play on the same team. This rule is just for fairness of the tournament.

Team Captians once you have your team completed post your team in the TEAM section so i know who is with who.


Ok now on to the good stuff, this tourney is to see how smoothly we can run things if we ALL follow directions. I made a post before i left Florida about pay to play tourneys for prizes and goodies and stuff like that, If this one moves well, the next one is pay to play, dont ask me any questions about it right now, lets get this one moving smoothly first. I want everyone to know how things are going to be run in my tourneys, so this is a little taste. Lets get it on.

**BE WARNED TO ALL CAPTAINS, IF YOU STACK YOUR TEAM 100% WhtTrsh WILL PLAY TOGETHER FOR THE PAY TO PLAY TOURNEY

so lets be nice and share all the good people =) (and yes thats a threat lol )

Sign ups will end on August 13th i think thats plenty of time to get sign ups and for captians to recruit teams.

Enjoy ladies and gentleman

So for this tourny do we need to keep Orex and Geno in a different area then Greeman?


:P

Mithril makes an announcement that resembles the e-mails I get about refinancing your home, or penis enlargment pills.

Wait didn't mithril have penis enlargement websites saved on his computer?



someone told me about that.

who knows eyeless i have all kinda shit on my computer, midget porn, donkey porn, llama porn, who knows i could have had anything lol

I'm assuming this is CZ? Shitty, why not 1.6? Anyway, so do we bring our OWN team or is it all just members from the site?

Bring your own if you would like, or make them up from members of here, would prefer atleast people that have played here before

So is it 1.6 or CZ? 1.6 would be alot better considering anyone who has cz I'm sure has 1.6 and more people have 1.6 than cz.

cz

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well then I can't bring my own team but if anyone wants me to play for them I will, even though it probably wont be fair :p

1.6 is still around?! holy F*CK.

1.6 has more players than cz and source combined and I think close to double those even when they're combined. 1.6 is the most popular/balanced version of the game and is still used at every big league event because there's nothing better than it.


*edit*

Ok I just looked up on steampowered and here are the exact statistics for you dumb dumbs that thing 1.6 is dead/outdated:
Current Servers Player Minutes
Counter-Strike 92,206 42,737 4.192 billion
CS:S 42,291 20,090 1.273 billion
CZ 15,086 8,731 723.494 million

damn. i honestly didnt know that. dont think i was trying to be sarcastic or anything...but yeah, i'll have to actually give it a try again sometime. i just got hooked on CZ, and just completely forgot about it.

yeah 1.6 pwns. even though i did check out CZ against my will one day, and its got a few nifty little add-ons like "bama @ apartment: fire in her hole!" etc. the models are kinda creepy and make me wanna pee on myself a little though.


the bottom line is: PLAY 1.6 BITCHES CUZ BAMA WANTS TO PWN YOU!!!

and just FYI, all your scripts are interchangeable, at least for the most part, so just copy em over and get to work. hell you can even use your CZ skins in 1.6, its all the same puppy, just not all cheesed out!

1.6 is dumb.

Move on, C*CK.

1.6 is better than any other half-life/half-life2 mod out there and is more balanced in terms of everything, not only that but registration is pretty damn good and its the perfect tournament game, me and the other million people that still play 1.6 consistently aren't going to move on because there's no need to.

and plus it isn't automatic headshot, let's all jump on the bandwagon, who needs skill when you can just buy nu-CS, condition-zero trash.

ohhhhhhhh jihaded in the face by 1.6 w00t!

p.s.
its the same exact game with different skins...which i guess makes cz dumber because its an exaggeration of a dumb game???

man i'm on a roll today mf's.

no its not the same game , recoil is different between the two and allot of other shit is different.

And 1.6 is alot harder than CZ. Which means anyone playing 1.6 longer than someone who has been playing cz all the time, unless by odd chance, and realy good skill, they will loose. The hitboxes are way different in 1.6 and cz also. And plus, cz looks way better than 1.6 does.

Cz is also more fair with there hitboxes, the hit boxes on 1.6 are just unbelievable, and the nades are so F*CKING odd, they float instead of propell.