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Forum Newbie  Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:02 pm Posts: 25 
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 Valentines Day plans?What are yours? I plan to take my fiance to The Olive Garden, then to whatever movie she wants to see, then probably go for a little bit of the old "in, out, in, out" in the back of my car. *notice the om-age to "A Clockwork Orange"*
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Word of advice, Olive Garden sucks. You can do better than that! The food its horrible for the price you pay.
Anyways, I made reservations at a place called 'Le Pigeon' here in Portland. Other than that, I haven't made any other plans yet. _________________   |
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Going to go see Blue Man Group on Wednesday. I only do stuff for Feb 14th out of obligation...
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Re: Valentines Day plans? I fap to midget porn and fake pics of Miley Cyrus nakid........
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Kill a hippie or two, then watch LOTR.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 1595 Location: Calgary Alberta
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Re: Valentines Day plans? I have made a reservation for one at hte fanciest restaurant in town followed by a night of sweet loving to my right hand.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Masturbate and rape
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Gonna Get frisky With PAmela Handerson
And her sister rosie palm _________________ Total posts: 1337 |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:55 pm Posts: 637 Location: Seattle, WA
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Re: Valentines Day plans? prob gonna go out and rape a couple of women after their dates.
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Re: Valentines Day plans? snuggle wrote: I have made a reservation for one at hte fanciest restaurant in town followed by a night of sweet loving to my right hand. Now that's how we roll :D |
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Re: Valentines Day plans? If I took my girlfriend to Olive Garden, she'd stab me in the dick with a pair of scissors for being a cheap HOMOSEXUAL with no taste in food.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Gman wrote: If I took my girlfriend to Olive Garden, she'd stab me in the dick with a pair of scissors for being a cheap HOMOSEXUAL with no taste in food. Be a man and learn how to cook good food. If you aren't a man or you are too non-man-like to learn, at least learn the difference between good food and LOL I JUST TOOK THIS OUT OF THE FREEZER AND PUT IT ON A PLATE! _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: Valentines Day plans? VALENTINES IS FOR PUSSIES!
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Re: Valentines Day plans? kill a drifter.
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Nothing.
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Re: Valentines Day plans? lol strange is that cheep sweet? lol jk jk
But im not sure probably go to branson again like i did last year and just do what ever she wants to do. _________________   "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--" |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 2049 Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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Re: Valentines Day plans? F*CKING teddy bears and flowers and chocolates and then Caretta on the Gulf Restaurant, for fine dinning and drinks while watching sunset. Thank god I haven't moved to Kansas, or it would be looking at the desert while dinning out at a local wendy's lol
_________________  Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player? JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Re: Valentines Day plans? I'm taking my wife to McDonalds for a chicken nugget and a water, then I'm going to ask for gas money. When we get home I'm giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket and then she is going to act out the entire Star Wars series starting with the Phantom Menace . Should be a good night.
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Anal, that was a new one for me, so I had some help from UrbanDictionary:
UrbanDictionary.com wrote: 2. alabama hot pocket The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole F*CKIN'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would F*CK pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the C*CK, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough. Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit. _________________ |
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Re: Valentines Day plans? Kwang! wrote: Anal, that was a new one for me, so I had some help from UrbanDictionary: UrbanDictionary.com wrote: 2. alabama hot pocket The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole F*CKIN'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would F*CK pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the C*CK, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough. Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.  that is grotesque. but i am probably going to be doing the same as snuggle_________________  fomenta wrote: Please leave. AnalChowMein wrote: I will spoon high, oh yes I will spoon. Most likely naked and in a sauna sweating out our sins. |
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