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Post Name game
So last night i saw my bro looking up his/his friend name on Urban dictionary and just for Lawls i figured meybe we could do that.

Just go here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/

And type your Irl name in the search Box.

Copy and paste the first result here.
The answer may surprise you!!!



Heres Mine

Usually goes by Dom, a guy that girls want.
Not afraid to knock a mother F*CKER out, badass guy that everyone wants to be friends with. He is a badass.
Loves to get fucked up, parties hard and never remembers important events that happened. Likes to camp and go to the river. It does not bother him to pay for things.
Major biter, lips and neck. Leaves hickeys. Usually has tattoos.
Girl: Last night was great.
Dominick: What are you talking about?
Girl: You told me you loved me.
Dominick: I don't love you, but thats a nice fucken ass.
Guy: Yea that is a nice fucken ass.
Girl: Thanks?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHA~!!! I'm F*CKIN awesome!!

Andy:
Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly.
a man who's amazing in bed, great hair, and a smile that makes you melt. he's amazing all around.
*Often a name or term which is applied to a God, or someone who shows godly traits.*

SEE!! It's my name that makes me the way I am...

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HAHAHAHAHA most excellent

heres mine (its quite good)

Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.

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Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:28 pm
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JoeMamma wrote:
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA~!!! I'm F*CKIN awesome!!

Andy:
Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly.
a man who's amazing in bed, great hair, and a smile that makes you melt. he's amazing all around.
*Often a name or term which is applied to a God, or someone who shows godly traits.*

SEE!! It's my name that makes me the way I am...


well put Gman. well put.

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I like mine!

A word derived from a Greek "San" one of three of the modern day symbols considered obsolete in the Greek language. The name was given to the children of those who were considered "criminally genius". Also considered to be one of the few names that can effect the owner's personality over their lifetime in a aesthetically pleasing but deeply malicious way. Perceived by the Romans to be the only name "combining good and evil to create balance and perfection."
"Shane... it flows off the tongue like silk."
"When you scream "Shane!" it vibrates your body right down the middle... wow try it."

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"A highly conceited boy who looks sexy even when he doesn't try, he has a sexy voice, and loves to talk to down-to-earth people and people who excite his imagination."

I am definitely not conceited! The rest is pretty accurate though ;) :D


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post your irl name with it so we know what it is LOL

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LOL, abraham... haha

Garrett:
F*CKING Georgous.
You give all the girls orgasms.
You have big plans in the future.
Very athletic.
Any girl is lucky to have this kid.

Yea... I give all the girls orgasms.

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Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.

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1. Ricky

An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls.
Basically Ricky is a complete beast.

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Josh
This was the first one

"He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)"

But I lol'd hard when I saw the fourth one..

"Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul"


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1. Jerry

A sexy beast, good with the ladies and with a 8-inch wang.

Girl: Look, here comes a Jerry...I'll go ask him out!

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I win.

Chris
is a slang for huge C*CK

like incredibly huge.
"oh man I wish I had a chris in me".

Christopher
One who's prowess in pleasing women is only surpassed by his large member.

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No reilly I think I win
Kevin: basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm. How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

The other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

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Tyler: Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, look at him he's such a TYLER.


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Mr.Reilly wrote:
I win.

Chris
is a slang for huge C*CK

like incredibly huge.
"oh man I wish I had a chris in me".

Christopher
One who's prowess in pleasing women is only surpassed by his large member.

I personally like this one of ours:

"One who kills the people who add gay ass definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle"

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Nate is a man that girls meet and fall in love with right away. After noticing how amazing Nates are, they instanltly want no other man. If girls cant get their Nate, they simply dont want anyone. They like to sing, and know how to make others happy more than anyone.
"Hey slut, wanna have sex?" "Sorry, I only want the Nate I lost"

"Why are you crying?" "He's being a Nate and doesent want me!"

"Come party with us!" "No, im to buzy sulking over my friend, hes a Nate."

"Nate made me abstinent."

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I pretty much got the best of all worlds. I normally go by Bill but because our family has so many other Bills I get called everything.




1. Bill
one who which is drop dead sexy has a massive penis and will punch anyone out who pisses him off. also bill has ill skillz in everything. Most people know him as a balla.
hey bill whats up? - bill what are you doing tonight?

1. Billy
a cute guy who is nice to his girlfriend and makes her laugh alot a billy is someone you either want to marry or have a long nice relationship. A billy is someone who might get his fealing hurts easily if you flirt with a nother girl he can be jelouse at times but in the end he still loves you but hes stupid you feal confident (brain wise) around him
billy is very sweet and hes a good boyfriendand hes a great kisser


1. William
A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.
My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William...


1. Will
Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs
im looking for the perfect man , with charm and charisma to match his fine looks!


1. Willy
"Willy" is a term used in polite conversation instead of "penis". It is also a term used by kids.
The word, Willy, implies the penis in a flaccid state unless it is explicitly stated otherwise. By using the term "willy" it desexualises the male member and allows one to talk about C*CK while your mother, wife, or grandmother is listening. Anyone older than this will need to be reminded what a willy is. Women use the term in front of males because they dont want to seem slutty by calling it a stonker, a beaver basher, or a tool.


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Victor
Common name of a playa who'll leave you without saying a word. Also known as
"hustla", this individual is particularly good in bed and has vast experience he'll never admit he does, which is why all of his xs still chase him.
Hard to catch, impossible to keep, the biggest mistake you can make is introducing him to your best friend, who of course, is going to wanna nail him.
An amazing guy. Except that only one girl will hold his heart, He is a very difficult guy and a player, but a great smooth talker and very persuasive, never fake though. Eyes that will swoon you in and a smile that could light up the darkest of tunnels. Easy to fall for but if your a tough cookie it's hard for you to admit it.

A highly intelligent, smooth talking, mysterious, player, who appears rough on the exterior, but has a heart, you just won't know it....Use CAUTION when in the vicinity of said male species; as they can suck you in and bend you to their will; stripping you of all your values and moral beliefs. Also highly contagious...most men wanna be him and all females wanna have him. Has the ability to turn you into a wimpering ball of flesh with one comment, leaving victim to question their validity for life.
#1: dude what's the matter with you? Why you sucking your thumb?

#2: I got victorized!

#1: Wanna blankey now?


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Tazzaler wrote:
Mr.Reilly wrote:
I win.

Chris
is a slang for huge C*CK

like incredibly huge.
"oh man I wish I had a chris in me".

Christopher
One who's prowess in pleasing women is only surpassed by his large member.

I personally like this one of ours:

"One who kills the people who add gay ass definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle"

My niggas :)

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