So a new family just moved into the neighborhood (renting a house)...four teenagers. These dumb asses have barely been here a week and they already have pulled some pretty stupid stunts. Last night one of them was laying in the middle of road with a girl, car comes around the corner and nearly hits them. Then today as I was driving up the road another one of the faggots was standing in the middle of the road on the phone, I honked the horn, and he didn't even budge. All day long they are going up and down the road on their skate boards and making all sorts of racket. I don't even like leaving the house anymore because I feel like I'd return and it would be vandalized all over. WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THESE AFRICAN AMERICANS?

sounds like something i would do

You to the shire.

Not kids. Just short midgets.

Call the cops. Those idiots get enough noise complaints, the cops will start to get annoyed and will do worse things to them. That sucks, man!

Tacks. skateboards don't like tacks.


Sometimes you gotta walk down the road with some ball bearings or some tacks, or both, in a bag that WHOOPS! Just happened to tear while you're walking! Didn't notice!

Then let games begin.

Or rusty nails.

Those are fun!

Next time don't honk just hit the gas

And then when the cops come, just start repeating "the kid on the skateboard ran in front of me! I couldn't get out of the way...."

lmao ya you should do that its not a bad idea.

lol yeah you should and just delete the post so that you know... they can't say you got the idea anywhere...

What idea were we talking about again? I don't remember.

Best bet for skateboard is very small rocks. Depending on the board actually. Are they just normal skateboards, or longboards ? For normal skateboards small rocks work just fine. Wheel hit's it and brings them to an instant stop. Trust me, i've experience it many times in the 6 years I spent skateboarding. Also in the 10 years i've been riding, i've caused a lot of it.

But I would just complain to their parents at first. If they don't listen, start bringing it higher up the ladder. Like the landlord for their house, police and so on and so on. Our n eighborhood has gone to shit. Mexicans overpopulating the appartments on our street. Always up to something. Trying to intimidate people during the day and jump them at night. Cops are raiding appartments in the complex once a month for drugs. Now we have cops patroling our neighborhood 4-5 times daily, when it used to be nice enough to just drive through once a week or so.

Just take action now, or else it will just keep progressing. Until it's out of hand. They've just moved in, so just wait and see what they like to do once they've become comfortable and aware of how the neighborhood works.

Talk to your neighbors and get a large group to go to the owners house and harrass him/her. They are renting so there biggest fear is their landlord! Make big trouble there and the landlord might go and find new tenants that don't piss off the nieghbors. As a organized force the kids can't pick out which one who started it and retaliate, and with there parents having to make good with an angry landlord the kids might get smacked into line.

Clean yer guns on the porch while they are outside.

its 4 teenagers im gonna guess teenagers are college students (freshman most likely) so their parents probably are paying the rent and such but i doubt they will do much if they let them go live by themselves i bet none of them have any responsibility nor the care to respect and take care of the house they are in. So best of luck to you id prob cause them hardships also...or perhaps a few flat tires or missing trucks on their skate boards..or hell even loosing them up lol

You sound really old with this comment lol

Try making friends with them, they might give you some BBQ or fried chicken, or watermelon yum

Or candy.

Or 4chan.

LAWL

^ this

but make sure to give them dirty looks as well while you do it. Maybe test fire them in the back yard as well....lawl

and jewish. old and jewish.

Screw cleaning guns, fire airsoft & bb guns at them and see how they like it.

oh yeah, small rocks would work too.