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 Buy you a steak. 
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Post Buy you a steak.
Took a few hours to do. A buddy of mine did the recording, and I put some captions to it. This is SFW (at least I think?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ufxpt-fuQ0

give it comments and rate it 5!


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I F*CKING LOL'D SO HARD @ THE ANGRY KITTEN PART LOL.
Nice work acid. I think i'll favorite this.

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The Angry Kitten part was funny as hell!

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Post Re: Buy you a steak.
Haha that was awesome! I need to find a PC version of that app. I wouldn't say it's SFW though.


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I F*CKING LOL'D SO HARD @ THE ANGRY KITTEN PART LOL.

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Anyone want to describe the video to me?

Acid fails at everything and I don't really care to waste my time on a low quality and poorly produced video he threw together in Windows Movie Maker while crying because somehow he thinks he hasn't made anything out of his life.

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O kitten your my hero.

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Actually, it was done in Sony Vegas 9 Pro in AVI NTSC format. The original file was around 900MB, and has full stereo 5.1 channel audio. The video was, of course, re-encoded to a .divx format, and filesize was reduced to 20MB, and kept at 99% of it's original quality. You might actually learn a little something from me as far as video/audio editing goes. I'm still working towards an associates degree in IT Programming, and I've been learning PHP5/SQL, and already have HTML4 standards down. I've sold seven web templates already that I spent a total of about six hours building. Oh, did I mention that I also have a job? I forgot, where do you work? Oh yeah, that's right, you don't. Oh, but... don't you have some skills at doing something? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're great at troll-failing. Also, when you finish reading this and you dry your eyes from crying from the fact that you've realized you call me out on everything, yet can't seem to accomplish anything yourself but a random place on a couch, you should check the link out. I'm going to skull-fuck your face the next time I see you for my new year's resolution.


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Actually, it was done in Sony Vegas 9 Pro in AVI NTSC format. The original file was around 900MB, and has full stereo 5.1 channel audio. The video was, of course, re-encoded to a .divx format, and filesize was reduced to 20MB, and kept at 99% of it's original quality. You might actually learn a little something from me as far as video/audio editing goes. I'm still working towards an associates degree in IT Programming, and I've been learning PHP5/SQL, and already have HTML4 standards down. I've sold seven web templates already that I spent a total of about six hours building. Oh, did I mention that I also have a job? I forgot, where do you work? Oh yeah, that's right, you don't. Oh, but... don't you have some skills at doing something? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're great at troll-failing. Also, when you finish reading this and you dry your eyes from crying from the fact that you've realized you call me out on everything, yet can't seem to accomplish anything yourself but a random place on a couch, you should check the link out. I'm going to skull-fuck your face the next time I see you for my new year's resolution.


Really? I was thinking windows media player. It's just a slide show of pictures......


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Skull F*CKING is fun except unless the person has a big upper plate causing some problems with teeth interfering.,

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In other words, Kitten is not a good candidate?


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In other words, Kitten is not a good candidate?

Well...when Kitten had a picture of himself as his avatar I was looking more at his tits than his mouth so I cannot confirm if he is a good candidate or not.

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aCId_rAIn wrote:
In other words, Kitten is not a good candidate?

Well...when Kitten had a picture of himself as an avatar I was looking more at his tits than his mouth so I cannot confirm if he is a good candidate or not.



Now tell me I have better titties than Hillary Swank.

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He's actually got some nice man tits IMO. I want to fondle them.


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AngryKitten wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
aCId_rAIn wrote:
In other words, Kitten is not a good candidate?

Well...when Kitten had a picture of himself as an avatar I was looking more at his tits than his mouth so I cannot confirm if he is a good candidate or not.



Now tell me I have better titties than Hillary Swank.

I actually googled a picture and saw some Hillary Swank Tits...and yes sir, you do have might fine tits compared to her.

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Who would buy a template from you, acid? You can barely manage the photoshop slice tool.

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It was pretty simple to figure out the in-s and outs once I gave it a shot... It's pretty hard to F*CK something like image slicing up. I was able to do it just fine. As for the new EI site rolling out soon, I'll probably add an RSS aggregator, then merge it into all the sub-domains under EI's root (about 6 now).


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Dude, the video was good, YES i laughed at the angry kitten part, and it was F*CKING gross when i saw the dead cats face because i was eating while watching the video.

If 4chan could sue people for using its content, this video should be on of the many lists theyr lawyers would have, not like it wasnt original still funny though.

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I don't think anything but one picture was actual 4-chan. I tried not to use their stuff because 4-chan =thedevil


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dude....i pissed myself when i saw the pic of kitten.

and dont ever quit your day job. pitch correcting your voice made the song worse, but still funny as hell.

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