Alright, I've got a spoon and some peanut butter (that's how we roll where I come from) and I need to say some shit, so listen up, kids. And before we start rolling, this is directed at no one. This is for everyone regardless of who they are from some random bitch who isn't even cool enough to say "I wanna get in on this" to Gman. I don't care who the F*CK you are, this is a n00bfest post.

I've been watching a lot of bullshit go down recently and it's involves plenty of people who are right and wrong with no regard for their status from not-even-a-recruit faggots to admin faggots.

Everybody quit being so uptight. Take a hard swig of your beer and chill the F*CK out. Take a phat hit and chill the F*CK out. Just chill the F*CK out.

Times are tough right now. That's a cold hard fact. I understand, friend. When shit sucks for you, it sucks for me too.

This is n00bfest though. Here we can have fun and get our minds off the stress. This ain't about stroking your C*CK. It's about displaying your small penis and risking the inevitable burn. That's why this place rules - that's why it ruled in the past too.

I first started playing here in April 2004 - shortly after a friend of mine killed herself. It was full of people who played video games and enjoyed it. They were the kind of people I loved - obnoxious assholes who gave everyone shit out of respect for each other - and it was a great place to hang for me in my personal time since no one I knew at the time would even bother thinking about Counter-Strike, let alone Condition Zero.

If someone here gives you shit and you get butthurt about it, it's your fault. Shut up and man up. Take a notes out of the books of the old guys like dirtbag and SirDiesAlot. Let that shit hit your stainless jacket and roll right off. You did bring your stainless jacket, right? If not, you're doing it wrong. Go home and play with other kiddies until you get a stainless jacket.

I've been around n00bfest for almost 5 years now and that's a pretty long F*CKING time. Since I've been here, I've had my my ass beaten by admins for being a disrespectful cuntshit, been given multiple second chances with CorpseHumper (a good man right there. Don't F*CK him.), done some F*CKING insanely stupid bullshit, become an admin, lost my admin - three times! - and had some of the best times of my life with you faggots.

If I'm giving you shit. it's not because I'm out to get you, baby boo. I'm calling you out because I expect you to call me out. And yeah, I've gone overboard here and there these last few months. I'm human too. Check it out. My avatar is a kitten wearing sunglasses and biting it's lower lip. My signature is from a cheesy-ass rap song that some other dude wrote and a picture of my character in the Land of n00bfest game that Strange is working on. There are pictures on this forum proving that I am a fat F*CKING HOMOSEXUAL with curly bitch hair and man tits. What is so scary about me that makes you need to react the way you do? Nothing, I am a F*CKING goofy retard. If I get mad, give me shit. Make me rage quit. Do it, HOMOSEXUAL. More F*CKING power to you for making a Master angry.

Take pride in your shit giving and take bigger pride in your shit accepting. Dare to keep n00bfest awesome.

To the F*CKING new guys: If you want to be like me, that's fine. But understand that I am where I am from n00bish journey of FIVE F*CKING YEARS. I've earned the shit I talk. You just showed up on our doorstep, so sit the F*CK down and shut the F*CK up when someone tells you to do it or suffer the consequences like I have. If you see me talking shit to someone especially if they're having a bad day, don't take that to mean you should swarm that mother F*CKER. By all means, swarm him, but if you do and your ass gets banned, it's because you're a F*CKING dipshit for turning my one-man lol generator in to widespread bullshit, so accept your F*CKING punishment and earn yourself a little respect.

To the long time members: I love you guys. You've been in this shit for the long haul and so have I. Thanks for sticking around. That's mother F*CKING dedication and you guys rule no matter what brand of HOMOSEXUAL you happen to be. You make this place what it is.

To the admins: Yeah, you've got admin. We're aware. Cool story, bro. You've been given admin to keep this place fun to play in. You haven't been given it to flaunt in every one's face like it's the kind of status badge you can wear around numbnutted faggots who are impressed by your ability to eat Wheaties that came out of a box that has an athlete on it. Don't forget that I've pretty much written the F*CKING book on being an admin here. Most of the shit you read about how to handle situations come from me in posts all throughout the Admin Forum - posts almost as long as this. Your ability to remove me from this place is not scary in the slightest. I am utterly unimpressed by it. If I really break the rules, punish my ass, but don't brandish your admin to "put me in my place." I respect good admins for looking out for n00bfest, not because they've got admin.

That's all I have to say. I love y'all.

♥,
AngryKitten

I've definitely been making a conscious effort to mellow out. I know I can be the occasional ass hole.

Sure if occasional is the word you wanna use ;)

Omega and Kitten <33

tl;dr

jk;lol

angry kitten, thank you for saying this, the fact is that some admins are rather obnoxious in their totalitarian ways. for instance "SHUT THE F*CK UP WHEN DEAD RABBLR RABBLR RANT ANGER" does not even convince people to shut up more than half the time. I have been in the server a lot during what was once dead hours, i have found merely explaining that people are trying to hear footsteps and its inconsiderate to speak gets the job done.
I am big fans of the admins that use hilarity and compassion to get their jobs done i want to take this time to thank some of my favorites.

Turkey (your my idol man you drew me to n00bfest in the first place in 08)
G-man (a fair and witty leader, cruisin round in da nigga van)
High (when you log in i know its time for fun)
Brand (my boner is too hard can't think of something to say about him.........HAWT )
fomenta [I typed formenta because I can't read. Clearly there's no "r" in his name, but I'm too dumb to realize that. Please stab me in the face. Also, I just got owned by a wordfilter.] (your server work is appreciated and your comradeship is top noch)
Goodkat (keepin it calm and relaxed at all times, always fair treatment from this nigg)
Spidey (come on dude she's only six)
Russian (your my kind of guy we don't give a F*CK,just keep it fun)
Ironflux (old school nigga)
Tikimon (...insert kind words here...)
Omega (as long as hes winning hes chill lol)
Rok (keep it blunted man)
if i didn't mention you its cool i probably don't really know ya lol

Now comb that beard bish!

Dude, it makes my day whenever kitten and kano come on n00bfest.

HEART

i just got a semi.

Angry there called laxatives go take one you have a lot of pent up shit! Lulz!

Obejii I am personnally hurt I did not make your list, I don't love you anymore. Sigh! Weep!

I am the Captain and I approve of the following messages..........Hehe had to do it Angry!

hahaha, Great Post Angry. It trully opened my eyes to some things.!

Love you man! ♥

Straight up.

Oh shit, Angry just shit out a piping hot word salad like a motherfucker.

♥

im glad angry got that of his chest. i agree. its all about respect and you've got to earn it.

fap fap fap.

Love you guys like a fat man loves cake.

I just came

ahahah Super, its F*CKING Epic, especially the guys accent lol. i dun wunto eat chocolaate lol

Why did you have to turn this into a "Act like the Senior Citizens of the community act" post? Lmao

Angry Kitten, your my hero... You now have permission to date my daughter.
Wait a sec, scratch that last statement. I will allow you to butt plug me instead, hope
you enjoy my nice hemorrhoid ridden butt.

♥ you all.

this is definatly somthing every one in n00b member should read it should be manditory.
angry your awsome love it when your on hate it when you quit