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Vendetta beat the F*CK out of a AFRICAN AMERICAN today
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Skullsickle
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 Vendetta beat the F*CK out of a AFRICAN AMERICAN today Alrighty.
Me, Vendetta, and two other people have a food locker at school. We have like 16 cases of pop, 4 bags of chips, 4 packs of canned lemonade, cookies, etc.. We try not to give away food for free, as that's stupid..., so we try to limit the exposure of the Food locker.
At my high school, we get ten minutes in between classes for washroom/smoking/sex/etc. breaks, and shit. We were at our locker, there were like 8 of us, just talking and socializing. Some AFRICAN AMERICAN we know, comes up like he's our Best FriendForever and asks "Yo man' can I have a coke" and shit, we say "no" "what the hell man" then eventually ends up into a beef fight between Vendetta and this AFRICAN AMERICAN. (AFRICAN AMERICAN's name is Carl) Carl just push and shove each other and shit. After that, he left and me and my friend were closing up the food locker. Within 2 minutes of Vendetta leaving, he asks again if he wants one, as if we hated Vendetta, then my other friend (Matt) starts a beef fight with him.
After school, we were at our lockers waiting for Carl to show up for the fight. Never shows up, we lol and leave. Went across the street to teh mall for a bit, then turns out he wants to fight now. I go back with a friend to tell Carl and his "bitches" (like 9 of them) to meet them at the parking lot across the street. Fight ends up happening at Matt's house, they started two gay "rounds of fighting". When I got there, I yelled out as I walking towards them "lol, he's only doing this because we didn't give him a can of Pop", all his black, and arab bitches F*CKING Lol'd at him and called him (carl) a fag.
In the beginning, when more beef bitching started, Matt's aunt came out and yelled "WHO WANTS CHIPS". Everyone cept like me and my friends didn't go running. All the immigrants did...
After one round of "fighting", they stopped because they were like you can get more charges for fighting on someone's property, who isn't even involved. However, he started again after, Carl sucker punched him while he was talking to me. Then Vendetta owned his fat AFRICAN AMERICAN ass.
Carl attempted to fight me too when I tried breaking it up, I wish he did. I would've gotten him charged for assault... I would've gotten into shit if I fought, since it's not on public property.
Long story short,
AFRICAN AMERICANS, in my experience, will fight for what they want.
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State_Radio
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That's why segregation was a good idea
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Rokatanski
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Point 1:
Bitches, drugs, cars, TV, and pets = worth fighting about
Soda pop cookies, and lemonade.. not really... at least unless he pissed in the "food locker"
Point 2:
You gotta slap them AFRICAN AMERICANS down right away, you dont wait at the mailbox.. you wait at his house.. when his moms comes out to see whats up you can tell er "nigga tried to steal my coke!" and get ready for the really good times :P
Point 3:
"rounds of fighting" only apply if youre wrasslin rednexk style.. otherwise it should be about how many ppl you can hit in the eye before it gets broken up.
Point 4:
Thats what you get for turning yer back on a nig .. learn from it :)
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ApoKolypse
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I'm guessing either one or both contenders were fat, weak, homosexual bitches.
I'll drive up to Ottawa to fight Vendetta.
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RussianTrix
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lol. ahahahahaha. thats F*CKING retarded lol... Hey give me that C*CK or i will start a fight and cut your heart out then feed it to your family before cutting their hearts out.
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DeathTaker
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no video?
sad face =[[
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Deepslit
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ApoKolypse wrote: I'm guessing either one or both contenders were fat, weak, homosexual bitches.
I'll drive up to Ottawa to fight Vendetta. YES!
Oh, and someone splain what a food locker is...
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ApoKolypse
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RussianTrix wrote: lol. ahahahahaha. thats f**king retarded lol... Hey give me that C*CK or i will start a fight and cut your heart out then feed it to your family before cutting their hearts out. ROFL.
I KNEW THEY WERE FAGS.
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Fighterhayabusa
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This thread is pitiful. Seriously.
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Genocide
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Fighterhayabusa wrote: This thread is pitiful. Seriously. truth
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doublesven
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so yea if the fight takes longer then one punch then ur a pu$$y or ur both getting paid and are in great shape
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Fighterhayabusa
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doublesven wrote: so yea if the fight takes longer then one punch then ur a pu$$y or ur both getting paid and are in great shape Spoken like someone who has never actually fought anyone--or even seen a real fight in person.
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Judicator
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I'll trade you this banana for your snack pack...
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Vision
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sounds like a big interracial C*CK orgy to me.
How old are you guys?
You fought in rounds? What were the rules? I've never heard of that before. When some one ever tried to take my coke I'd remind them of my troubled childhood, blame them for the death of my mother, and beat the living hell out of everybody in sight.
You guys need to learn how to fight and bring a F*CKING VIDEO CAMERA so we can flame you more.
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Genocide
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doublesven wrote: so yea if the fight takes longer then one punch then ur a pu$$y or ur both getting paid and are in great shape honeslty most fights ive been in win or lose... it only takes a few shots for it to be over.... unless one of the participants doesnt know how to fight then it normaly takes one.....
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Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
Man is not free unless government is limited.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.
We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.
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I have a girlfriend in Canada, she is really hot but you guys wouldn't know her.
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Ryan
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Quote: then my other friend (Matt) starts a beef fight with him. ...?
Moreso, all 4(?) of you are retards. _________________
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Judicator
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Ryan wrote: Quote: then my other friend (Matt) starts a beef fight with him. ...? Moreso, all 4(?) of you are retards.  _________________[n00b] Judicator|n4b
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State_Radio
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Ryan wrote: Quote: then my other friend (Matt) starts a beef fight with him. ...? Moreso, all 4(?) of you are retards. Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal. (Martin Reference)
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Ryan wrote: Quote: then my other friend (Matt) starts a beef fight with him. ...? Their gay and slap C*CK _________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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