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Well...it's only fitting, I guess. My daughter was born 2 weeks late, and, now, my son is going to be 2 weeks early! My wife went into the hospital last night complaining of problems "down there"...and they admitted her right after that saying that she's going to have the baby now. I've been at the hospital all night with her...just came home to get some clothes for her and my son (and some food for me). I was supposed to leave for Fallon, NV on Friday, but my command is talking right now about keeping me back here...so yeah. This is my second one, but I'm as excited as the first one!

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CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE!

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Congrats on your second child! The best to all 4 of you :)

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CorpseHumper wrote:
CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE!



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CorpseHumper wrote:
CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE!


rofl

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ROFL! Corpes & Gratz

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Congrats, Joe!
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Lol and congrats!
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CorpseHumper wrote:
CONGRATULATIONS ON SUCCESSFULLY F**KING YOUR WIFE AT LEAST TWICE!


Congrats!!
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Congradulations!

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grats joe!

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G_I_Joe wrote:
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Congratulations!
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congrats, and now begins your next Call of Dootie.

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p3anut wrote:
congrats, and now begins your next Call of Dootie.

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CorpseHumper wrote:
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He just jerked off on the toilet seat.


But seriously Joe, congrats.
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Goddamn corpse I was about to swallow my drink but then it went into my nostril.

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