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 Haiku Battle 
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Angry Kitten wrote:
Happy brithday, Greenman.

I wrote a birthday haiku for you to add to your list of things I send to you on AIM at 3 AM, but I apparently don't have your gr33n scr33n anymore.



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angrykitten47 (2:29:30 PM): I light up my torch
Eat a can of beans, bend over
My first hadoken
angrykitten47 (2:29:48 PM): Happy Birthday.
PinkMnk3y (2:29:55 PM): *touched*
PinkMnk3y (2:29:58 PM): not sure where
angrykitten47 (2:29:59 PM): ♥
angrykitten47 (2:30:03 PM): oh sorry.
angrykitten47 (2:30:06 PM): *molests*
PinkMnk3y (2:30:06 PM): lol
PinkMnk3y (2:30:19 PM): *moans*
PinkMnk3y (2:31:10 PM): did I tire you out sweety?
angrykitten47 (2:31:19 PM):
Twenty years old now
Greenman takes up ass from cat
Happy Birthday, Fag

PinkMnk3y (2:31:42 PM): wow....somehow I just lost 4 years
angrykitten47 (2:31:56 PM): wait I thought pink said you were 24.
angrykitten47 (2:32:02 PM): er
angrykitten47 (2:32:03 PM): oops
angrykitten47 (2:32:05 PM): go to hell
PinkMnk3y (2:32:13 PM): I love you too sweety
angrykitten47 (2:32:23 PM):
Twenty four years old
Greenman takes up ass from cat
Happy Birthday, Fag
PinkMnk3y (2:33:06 PM): Kitten makes me moan,
PinkMnk3y (2:33:36 PM): Like a Donkey with no teeth,
PinkMnk3y (2:33:57 PM): I love you too Hun!
angrykitten47 (2:34:08 PM): ♥
PinkMnk3y (2:34:46 PM): I hope I made you,
PinkMnk3y (2:35:00 PM): Laugh till your stiches hurt you,
PinkMnk3y (2:35:36 PM): For only Butt Sechs
angrykitten47 (2:35:48 PM):
Will get my revenge
Pony bites off your weener
I will laugh with glee
PinkMnk3y (2:36:41 PM): You are not Cartman,
Even though you wish to be,
Though your the same size.
PinkMnk3y (2:37:00 PM): ♥
angrykitten47 (2:37:41 PM):
Your grammar is flawed
It is you are not your, tard
Accept my seed, fag bait
PinkMnk3y (2:38:34 PM): But times are changing,
Kitten had the surgery,
Butt Secks will be easy
angrykitten47 (2:39:14 PM): And to tell the truth
They fixed me with super glue, dunce
No stitches involved
PinkMnk3y (2:40:18 PM): I'm Surprised it's not,
Paper Clips and Bubble Gum,
Holding your Stomach.
angrykitten47 (2:41:04 PM): Oh god I did laugh
So hard I spit soda on screen
Your turn to clean up
PinkMnk3y (2:43:10 PM): No baby cakes It's,
you who always sleeps in the,
gooey, sticky, spot
angrykitten47 (2:44:12 PM): It is amazing
how we can talk like this for
such a long ass time
PinkMnk3y (2:44:37 PM): But seriously,
Bro, I hope you get Better,
It won't be the same
PinkMnk3y (2:45:19 PM): It is kinda bad,
that we can do this so long,
Disturbing stuff here
angrykitten47 (2:45:30 PM): Thank you very much, bro
I appreciate your kind words
Tell Pinkey Hello
PinkMnk3y (2:46:05 PM): She is right here now,
LOL'ing her F*CKING head off,
and cheering us on
angrykitten47 (2:46:52 PM): That is not very fair
It is still my massive brain
Against two small ones
angrykitten47 (2:47:03 PM): ♥
PinkMnk3y (2:48:09 PM): Damn your too good,
You are the King of Haiku,
Kitten for teh win
PinkMnk3y (2:48:26 PM): you are*
PinkMnk3y (2:48:50 PM): DAMN.....I fucked it up
angrykitten47 (2:51:04 PM): OH I WIN
angrykitten47 (2:51:05 PM): I WIN
angrykitten47 (2:51:06 PM): I WIN
PinkMnk3y (2:51:17 PM): damn
PinkMnk3y (2:51:18 PM): damn

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Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:10 pm
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LMFAO! That's funny as hell. And crazy that you guys could talk like that for so long.

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happy birthdaY greenY!!!


Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:21 pm
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It makes me happy
I belong to teh n00bfest
With strange Greenman-folk


Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:10 pm
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Happy birthday Greeny.

Kitten's hilarious.

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KickedintheFace wrote:
It makes me happy
I belong to teh n00bfest
With strange Greenman-folk


Yay! A haiku response!

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:32 am
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there are nerds
who use words
playing games

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el oh el
thats pretty f'ing funny
el oh el

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Ummmmmm.......

Gee thanks for the attempts...

Haiku is:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

LOL!

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It's five syllables
Then there's seven syllables
The another five.

Wow I pwn (just not as much as kitten and greeny)


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you missed a letter
in your last line of your poem
but otherwise good

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I unzip her pants
plant my bomb in bombsite B
your mom is pregnant

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Nice one Corpse. :D

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CorpseHumper wrote:
I unzip her pants
plant my bomb in bombsite B
your mom is pregnant


Laughing my ass off,
Corpse has joined the Haiku Club,
The Old Man can count?

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Black meat in my mouth
Feeling penis in my butt
My name is Greenman

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Ouch, you got owned hard,
The old man tore you apart,
Long Live CorpseHumper.

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Corpsie needs to get,
Apok's Nose out of his ass,
Before he talks shit!

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I have a secret,
Weedman will not be posting,
His spelling sucks dick.

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weedman is a fag
who bends over for black men
they then F*CK his ass

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I light up my torch
Eat a can of beans, bend over
My first hadoken






Not even a Haiku... Second line is supposed to be seven syllables, and it's eight. Sorry


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