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I'm goin' Paintballin' this weekend. It's set up like CZ, once everybody has sufficient "damage" on one team, the round's over.

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I'd hate to be a hostage caught in the crossfire, or around when the bomb goes off.


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Well, if you're one of the hoes then don't forget to scream "OKAY, LET'S GO!" or "LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!" or "I'M GOING TO YELL VERY LOUD SO EVERYONE ON THE OPPOSITE TEAM KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE LOLOLOL!!!1"

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lmfao.

MOVE OUT!

GO GO GO!

Oh I'ma get like 20 paint nades and yell FIRE IN THE HOLE! for all of them.

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Out of curiousity, those of you that HAVE gone paintballing, would you say they hurt more or less than airsoft guns?

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Worse after F*CKERS chrono there guns they crank up the pressure and then watch out.

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yea towards the end of your day you'll see guys chrono their guns way past the limit and be prepared to scream like a bitch.


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Sailor Moon wrote:
yea towards the end of your day you'll see guys chrono their guns way past the limit and be prepared to scream like a bitch.


True...It has happend to me before. I went paint-balling with my friends in the desert once like about 20 minutes later i had to leave...They put the pressure up and well....... I cried :[


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Sweet.
I've made a huge mistake.

Whatever, I'll just have to suck it up. I'm goin' Iceworld on their asses.

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Make sure you wear kevlar condoms. Watch ur eyes and shit. They give you "protective" glasses but it still gets in.


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ApoKolypse wrote:
Sweet.
I've made a huge mistake.

Whatever, I'll just have to suck it up. I'm goin' Iceworld on their asses.


Hehe well im sure if you just take cover and wear heavy jackets and alot of shirts it wont hurt that bad...... Yet you will die of dehydration lol


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Luckily I found this place, they have 60 cent cans of pop (good kinds) and 50 cents for 1.5 litres of goooooood water. Just gonna get like, a Giant Flask. I'm definately gonna headshot as many people as I can.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
Luckily I found this place, they have 60 cent cans of pop (good kinds) and 50 cents for 1.5 litres of goooooood water. Just gonna get like, a Giant Flask. I'm definately gonna headshot as many people as I can.


Yea im sure you will do good just use all of your CZ knowledge and you will be good :]


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Now that I think of it, it'd be kinda funny to have a CZ reinactment with people yelling radio commands, 'first blood' and 'multikill.' Maybe in the middle of a restaurant for awkwardness.


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Now that I think of it, it'd be kinda funny to have a CZ reinactment with people yelling radio commands, 'first blood' and 'multikill.' Maybe in the middle of a restaurant for awkwardness.


hahaha


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wear a cup, my friend got shot in the balls from relativily close range and almost had to get his right nut removed.


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I've never gone paintballing :( .

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Deepslit wrote:
Now that I think of it, it'd be kinda funny to have a CZ reinactment with people yelling radio commands, 'first blood' and 'multikill.' Maybe in the middle of a restaurant for awkwardness.


Quake sounds FTW! If anybody needs them I have the mp3 files.. ;)

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ApoKolypse wrote:
Out of curiousity, those of you that HAVE gone paintballing, would you say they hurt more or less than airsoft guns?


They hurt a lot more. An airsoft gun is like someone pinching you, whereas a good paintball gun is like a fat biker stabbing you with the fat end of a pool cue.

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:shock: oooo paintball chance to legally shoot at people and not kill em

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