I am Kano, GMAN has informed me that I am nothing but a ghost to you all so F*CK it, Im not a ghost anymore. I am an ugly son of a bitch, its true. But it doesnt deter that I can kick your ass in this game so F*CK off. Corpse and I used to laugh alot in the old Southern Alabama server etc etc blah blah F*CKING story shit who gives a F*CK. I know Corpse's family, I love his wife, she is really good in bed. Tell her I said Hi Corpse and I'll see her later tonight. His son is F*CKING cool and His daughter told me that Mrs. Corpse says he has a small penis so I like his daughter for telling me that to use against him. I have been told that my racist "fad" still lives on in the servers that Corpse is in control of. I am not soley responsible for this racist "fad" that lives on. My friend is responsible to. His name is Fueltanker, or Josh, he doesn't play anymore either. I met him so many years ago I cant remember. I introduced him to Counter Strike and I love the fact that I did. I dont care who or what you all think but Fueltanker is the absolute funniest mother F*CKER I am ever going to be blessed with knowing. From all the laughs we have ever shared a big chunk of them have been from him and I F*CKING with people online. We have always had a pleasure in F*CKING with people and making them upset and shit, its some inner evil but its just so F*CKING awesome to let go. If you want the full story continue reading.

I started playing CS in beta 4. I played TFC long before CS existed. My first favored CS server was based in Lousiana. The server was called The Deep South, it was ran in the LSU computer room. I loved this server with such a passion that all you F*CKING newbs will NEVER come to know. The clan that ran it was [PaK](players against klans). They were some funny ass mother F*CKERS. They were the ones that taught me how to mess with people and how funny it could be. Which actually got me in trouble, but that story is coming up soon. I eventually ran into [WhtTrsh]yoda and his brother [WhtTrsh]Punk, who just happened to live 30 minutes from me. I love this guy, till this day we are still friends. I got into [PaK] first and I got my very first RCON. Half of you fuckheads dont even know what RCON is. It was power, it was ADMIN of the server, and it was good. The [Pak] people made a mistake and showed me exactly how F*CKING funny it was to change sv_gravity to -35235, let everyone float up, then change gravity to 352345363574743652342. There have been very few times in my life that I have laughed this hard in my life. Eventually I had a server of 16 people empty out till about 4 people and thus I got my RCON taken away. I then left [PaK] and joined [WhtTrsh]. The Deep South was such a blessed place. It was constantly full, and had so many great people, people of whom I miss and so eagerly would love to talk to again. I met a group of kids from Houston, Texas while in The Deep South server. There were 2 kids that I really got to know. There names were Ian and Jon. Jon was exactly like me online. Ian was much more of a nicer and calm person. They both went to a Catholic (I think catholic) school based in Houston called the Jesuit. I love these guys. Eventually the Network Admin for LSU left and went on to a job with Novell. The new network admin let the server stay up until the "internet" poe poes came into the computer lab one day. They said that the Deep South server had 3 times (exagerration maybe, cant remember exactly) as many people connecting to it than the LSU website and it had to be shut down.

Thus was the death of Deep South, but there was a ressurection. Jon, being the loving and caring person that he is, wouldnt accept this, given time he brought back Deep South. This is where racism all started. This is where the most fun I have ever had in my life truely came into existance. About this time I already introduced Fueltanker (Josh) to Counter Strike. Jon and Ian eventually got more people from his school playing in the new Deep South. Among the people was a HOMOSEXUAL named Jean Paul Satre and his Anal Pal Adventure Buddy, Pancho. These 2 kids were so F*CKING fun to mess with. Gah it was unbelievable. Josh, Jon, and I somehow brought racism into the Deep South. I dont remember the first time we said "AFRICAN AMERICAN" or anything like that. But I am so happy we did. Eventually we had some war going on. You see, Fueltanker and I live in Southern Alabama and Jon, Ian, Jean-Paul, Pancho and the others live in Houston Texas. Jon was head admin and he loved Josh and I so much that he wouldnt listen to Jean and Pancho's constant bitching at school to ban us from the server and take away my admin. I love Jon so much, it was so great. I use to abuse the flying F*CK out of Jean-Paul and his dickiteer Pancho. They had such a hatred for the racism that developed in Deep South and sadly it had an influence on Jon. Jon put up a "racism" filter on the server. This filter was nothing compared to the will of Josh and I's racist ways. We got around the filter and racism once again thrived all the long while racism spread to others, including Jon and Ian. Eventually the filter was removed and racism in CS bloomed like a sunflower seed in Gman's amazingly wide ass. It got so "bad" that Pancho and Jean wrote a whole paper on Racism existing in video games that had a whole paragraph or 2 dedicated to yours truly, me. Fueltanker and I were so very thrilled and happy to hear that we actually came to being the talk of the school for a little awhile. It was said that Pancho and Jean-Paul used to try and scheme up ways to piss off Fueltanker and I, schemes that just turned around and worked for us. Josh and I can still have a good laugh to this day about our havoc and chaos in Houston. Eventually Jon re-ignited racism in The Jesuit and spawned off many other fellow racist fellows.

But as all things, sadly, The Deep South in Houston perished. A little bit of CS died off after every new beta, but such a big hunk of it died off in beta 6.2 and then in Version 1. Sadly Diablo2 came into our gaming experiences and CS wasnt as fun, then it was EQ and Diablo2 wasnt as fun and CS was just an occasional fun thing. Someone eventually told me about the original Southern Alabama in Robertsdale, Alabama. I believe it was [WhtTrsh]yoda. I am so glad I was told about it, for I would have never met Corpse (aka CorpseHumper,OldMan,AFRICAN AMERICAN,Jew,Spic,ChiefTinyDick,Niglit,Fag,HOMOSEXUAL,Wetback,Queer,Gayfag,Queergayfag etc etc), OfficerDoofy(Eric), and DeputyDog(Tyler), Gman, and Strange, Al(Chris Farley look alike that is head produce manager at Winn Dixie, I love this man).. Eric ran the server, it was all Eric and Eric was the man, Eric is still the man even though he is a AFRICAN AMERICAN. Eric's best friend is Tyler. Eric worked at computer repair type place locally and he worked with a guy with the name of DieWithPride. DieWithPride had admin. DieWithPride was one stupid ass F*CKING old man. In his late or mid 20s he had a daughter and wife of whom he hated. His hatred of his life came out in his admin skills and so he abused everyone. He made the mistake of slaying me when I knifed him in the back. Big mistake. With my excellent communication skills I worked my magic with DieWithPride(DWP) and made a "conflict." Eric gave me immunity and thus DWP was helpless. My ability to touch nerves worked on him like a needle puncturing an egg yoke. This man hated me and till this day he even hates me. Eventually I got admin and he started coming in the server less and less. Like I said earlier I met some pretty awesome people and some pretty lame ass mother F*CKERS in Southern Alabama. Corpse is an incredibly funny guy, I love him. Eric is a great guy and I love him, Tyler is funny as F*CK to and I love him too. Alan is one F*CKING funny ASIAN and I love him. There is 1 night I will never forget. The night I met these guys at a Lan Party in Pensacola Florida. That was such a great night. I arrived at the Lan Party with Fueltanker, My brother, Tyler and Eric were behind us. We walked inside the Lan Party place to the sign up sheet and I remember hearing Alan scream something, I turned around to see something I will never forget. A 290lbs+ guy screaming at me with some clean cut Guerilla Warfare looking mother F*CKER behind him. It was Al and Corpse. My immiediate response was YOU'RE NOT ASIAN! You see somehow I believed Al was an ASIAN and I was never told he wasnt. You can play a game with someone for who knows how long and there will always be a joke against you that people will always laugh at and this was the one against me. That night was amazing. Corpse, Eric, Tyler, Alan, Fueltanker, Kano all together under one roof playing a great game surrounded by a bunch of C*CK sucking newbs who hadnt a clue who graced them by walking into the building. There is a picture of me that Corpse took that night that Im sure he would gladly post for all to see, and yes I already know the color of my own teeth. The story is ending soon but not yet before I tell one of the funniest things I remember Old Man McCorpse doing. We went out to the lan party one time, this time a massive group of Southern Alabamians came. The Lan Party was ran by some gookish Vietnamese asian mother F*CKER named Dexter (what the F*CK kind of asian parents names their kid dexter?). And the Lan Party was in some Vietnamese-Asian Community club. The whole row of tables we were going to set up on was fucked. None of the cables worked. Even though we didnt get to play that night, it was still such a great night. We eventually packed up our shit and left. It was the last time I saw Corpse and the rest of the guys, Besides Tyler and Eric. What Corpse did that night was so funny. He signed the Vietnamese-Asian Community Clubs Guest book with something so racist and so funny that I am just giggling and laughing right now. I cant remember exactly what he put, so I am leaving that to him to tell you all. Corpse, that was so amazingly funny and that is embedded into my memories til the day I pass into death. I still remember laughing so F*CKING hard and finding my way to your red thunderbird all the while not believing what u were doing. Corpse, I still remember you handing out free shit from the back of your Thunderbird and Eric taking most of it.

Some memories will last on and its sad that alot of them died off in my mind. For I am Kano, call me what you will, address me as what you want, believe what you desire but you cant hurt my feelings but I can hurt yours. Hope you enjoyed my CS reminisce........you F*CKING AFRICAN AMERICANS!

I love kano. Here are some pictures of him.

http://www.definistrate.net/pr0n/gayno1.jpg
http://www.definistrate.net/pr0n/gayno2.jpg
http://www.definistrate.net/pr0n/gayno3.jpg

In Gayno2, that other sexy beast is Fueltanker!
Gayno3 is the most recent

Nice F*CKING story. Now get CZ and start owning some faggots. And get your AFRICAN AMERICAN ass signed up for the tourney if you can get CZ in time.

Kano's music will be uploaded to the server soon so you can all see how funny this little racist F*CKER really is through his art.

It was a Filipino-American Community Center. I remember it well. I remember Dexter, the Filipino dude that ran the LAN parties was sitting 5 feet from us when you walked up to Al and said "YOU'RE NOT ASIAN!" in your shocked voice. I was like "dude..." and nodded my head in Dexter's direction. That was the biggest foot-in-mouth act I think I've ever seen in my life.

People had been referring to Al (a big white dude) as asian for some reason. Don't know why that one mattered or how it started, but Kano was shocked that Al was white after spending so much time online with him.

There were a couple of blacks at the tourneys, so all AFRICAN AMERICAN talk had to be suppressed. I laughed my ass off though, because one of the guys on one of the other teams must have forgotten once. He yelled out "YOU CAMPING AFRICAN AMERICAN!" at someone. He must not have realized that one of the black folk was sitting right on the other side of the table. Nothing was said about it, but the [WhtTrsh] boys had a F*CKING LAUGH RIOT over it.

I remember something about a spoon and fork statement to Dexter. I can't remember what it was, but I remember we nearly pissed ourselves laughing about it, and he just walked away confused. Dexter was cool.

The guest book thing was something about not have a F*CKING gay-ass tourney there or something. It was one of those things where I think Kano said "I dare you to go write blahblahblah in the guestbook out front" and I walked right up and did it word-for-word. But that was the night we were pissed because of the lame-ass network problems.

We had packed up our shit and driven over an hour to get there, and they fucked around with network problems for about 2-3 hours before we said F*CK it, give us our money back, we're out of here. That was rediculous.

Did any of you Pensacola people play in the NetForceArena LAN tournaments? That was the place. It was in Pensacola.

I remember the first time we signed up to go there. We all signed up, and in addition to our regular sign-ups, we went back to the site and signed up people like "BigBuck AFRICAN AMERICAN" from "AFRICAN AMERICAN, Africa" and shit. We had a bunch of them listed before Dexter finally deleted them all from the tourney list.

Welcome to the forums AFRICAN AMERICAN Kano. You're in MY world now. My wife says she'll be over at the usual time. She likes you because your penis is even smaller than mine (I know it doesn't seem possible).

The kids miss their baby brother.

I'm not sure why some people on GulfTel get shitty pings to the servers. The server farm I rent from is in the Florida panhandle, so geography has nothing to do with it, apparently.

Ok can you summerize that please.

No! Can you F*CKING learn how to read and get a longer attention span?

Dexter hahahaha, the spoon fork thing was this. When [WhtTrsh] played a clan and beat them he came over and asked us who played clan spoon and you replied in almost an instant.... fork. Or something like that, it was incredibly funny.

I have gulftel and i dont have a shitty ping normally.

OMG! Kano is white? I thought he was just a goon.

and to think i was concerned about the length of my stories..

lol

Im not white, Im a F*CKING AFRICAN AMERICAN!

Correction, he fucks AFRICAN AMERICANS!

:twisted: :twisted: Hello Kano. teeheeeeee eheehehehheeeheheee :twisted:

WHATS UP MY NIGGA!

I have the two newest releases from the Kano School of Racist Musics, and they F*CKING ROCK THE HOUSE!

This weekend, no bullshit, all posted on CorpseHumper.com

You're gonna love this shit.

I might teach Mandy how to upload them, or just direct link 'em from my webspace... so they COULD be on here sooner.

Hey Kano, you HOMOSEXUAL. I found another picture of your ugly mug:





You can really see the pubic mustache and greasy long hair in this one.

You also got a few things wrong in your story. I didn't hate you because you were racist, I hated you because you were a complete douche bag to me and Diego for no reason. And you go on and on about how clever you were at pissing people off: you really weren't. Kicking/banning, slaying people and F*CKING with gravity are hardly novel concepts. I'm not mad anymore; I've actually moved on and my life is not centered around computer games. I'm sorry that yours still is.

Feel free to flame me back. I'll check back in a few days to see what other hatred you will have spewed. Just don't delete this, because that would be admitting that I'm right.

PS: I'm still looking for that pic of the only person on earth uglier than Kano: his ex girlfriend, Jodi wodi.

Nobody's gonna delete that, Pancho. Woowoo. Flame kano.

By the way, how'd you find this place/topic?

LOL!! Damn that is so F*CKING funny! Here he is you guys! One of the AFRICAN AMERICAN lovers that I have angered and pissed off that his resentment still exists towards me! Hahahaha, if you have moved on then what are you doing Pancho! LoL, go ahead and show everyone Jodi Wodi! I feel so loved and cared for that you still had my picture. I showed Jon the topic Gman and he felt it was neccessary to show Pancho. I hope he showed Diego the Negro too!