Check this out, thinking of changing name to DeagleKiD... :P

Weapon Profile: deagle

Top 30 Killers Player Kills Accuracy Damage Skill

1 zS. | DurangoKiD [n00b] 8,868 31.56% 1,202,765 1334.76

2 [n00b] KickedintheFace |n4b| 1,859 25.51% 236,291 1412.97

3 [n00b] Angry Kitten 1,858 34.36% 183,977 1149.78
4 [n00b] evil-eye 1,835 28.98% 236,296 966.22
5 [WhtTrsh]oreX 1,771 26.66% 215,559 1696.48
6 [n00b] TucKeR^_^ [PSA] 1,640 29.00% 150,888 1604.75
7 das 1,592 31.74% 210,053 1509.83
8 [WhtTrsh]DeputyDog 1,566 23.02% 188,573 1570.62
9 [EF|F]^ Thunder 1,545 0.00% 0 2196.32
10 [n00b] Gman 1,517 26.78% 221,249 1593.23
11 zS. | //KiLL:a:B()nG` 1,489 27.10% 161,651 1014.96
12 DocWonder 1,475 32.41% 194,469 1836.83
13 BlackCentaur [rct] 1,419 23.23% 176,893 1225.07
14 [n00b] Brand 1,344 30.72% 178,350 1615.20
15 (S*B)Redrum 1,300 24.50% 207,724 1077.64
16 Mrs.Starr 1,203 27.78% 157,691 1193.31
17 [n00b] ManWhore [PSA] 1,135 24.02% 88,312 1056.91
18 [n00b] Vision -=RoF=- 1,130 29.63% 125,334 1631.31
19 BIG RED 1,082 19.52% 68,857 1195.36
20 [n00b] Seiji 1,073 25.12% 151,307 1671.11
21 [rct]SniperInTraining 1,049 28.13% 137,397 1586.74
22 [n00b] Grudge24[Zombifest] 1,011 23.68% 126,082 1238.50
23 [n00b] TeK 940 30.76% 124,013 1028.38
24 [WhtTrsh]Kano56 936 33.37% 114,091 1505.28
25 [n00b] rofflemywaffle {n4b} 918 27.49% 123,315 1373.04
26 [n00b] Phoenix' - vii [Zfest] 906 31.20% 89,775 1364.58
27 - f u n g - [rct] 869 28.55% 114,143 1526.89
28 [n00b.eu] gbgoran [cAeDo] 865 31.87% 126,306 1342.93
29 [n00b]DoUgHy(S*B) 863 27.85% 94,045 1299.53
30 [n00b] American Soldier 827 25.84% 105,708 1297.69

These are stupid but here:
Deagle Danger
DeagleMouth

yeah i know gay

...extremely. Dude...just go with DeagleKiD...that way we know who you are still....