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 To all the playas 
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Wrap it up:
http://www.amazon.com/Durex-Extra-Sensi ... alswoot-20

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That's insanely cheap... the only problem is, those go bad within a couple of years. I don't think I'd be able to get laid 1.5x a day for 2 years. I'd have to go in with someone on 'em.

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That's my brand. However, unless Martha Stewart comes knocking at my door today, I wouldnt get thru em all quick enough just like Gman.

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1000 pack...lol.


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Those wouldn't fit, it'd be like putting a thimble on your big toe.

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Kwang! wrote:
Those wouldn't fit, it'd be like putting a thimble on your big toe.

says the Asian.

No offense jet

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No offense jet


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Those would last me 1,000 days lol jk.

Dont need em the ol lady's on the pill

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lol so many things you can do with 1000 condoms, a bra that holds wine, and 3 batarangs

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lol so many things you can do with 1000 condoms, a bra that holds wine, and 3 batarangs


lol -- this is a win post -- reminds me of this

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that shit is funny. and yeah a 1000-pack of condoms needs to be split up between a few people for sure.

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haha i could so sell those here on campus for like 20 cents a pop and make 50 bucks.

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raise it to $0.25 each and you've made a cool $100. you could be your campus condom vending machine.

but in reality, can't they just go to the campus health clinic (or whatever its called) and get them for free?

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this shit would last me like 60 lifetimes


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1000 / 60 = 16.67 condoms per life = not much sex for you

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1000 / 60 = 16.67 condoms per life = not much sex for you


He doesn't have to put on a condom when he receives.

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raise it to $0.25 each and you've made a cool $100. you could be your campus condom vending machine.

but in reality, can't they just go to the campus health clinic (or whatever its called) and get them for free?


True the infirmary does give out free condoms....

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lol fomenta!

It is my duty to grace the world with my spawn....yeah....you had better piss yourself.

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F*CK Condoms!!!!

Whose with me???

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F*CK Condoms!!!!

Whose with me???

used to have that same opinion. not so much anymore, unless in a committed relationship.

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