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 The Fate of Europe? 
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Post Re: The Fate of Europe?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/147969/saturd ... y-and-tina

Really!?!

Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush...."

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Post Re: The Fate of Europe?
hahaha durango that was a good one.

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Post Re: The Fate of Europe?
Strange wrote:
This thread started with a huge retarded fail.

This needs to be locked before it turns into a pu$$y political hissy fit.

I thought it was going fine, there was no debating of any sort and no shitty shit like in the other political threads

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Tazzaler wrote:
I thought it was going fine, there was no debating of any sort and no shitty shit like in the other political threads

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Yeah, there was no shitty shit.

Lol Durango.

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Post Re: The Fate of Europe?
LOL Durango. That's definately not the first time i've heard that, but no matter what it's still funny!

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Post Re: The Fate of Europe?
Strange wrote:
This thread started with a huge retarded fail.

This needs to be locked before it turns into a pu$$y political hissy fit.


I agree with Tazzaler it is fine so far.

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Post Re: The Fate of Europe?
Tazzaler wrote:
Strange wrote:
This thread started with a huge retarded fail.

This needs to be locked before it turns into a pu$$y political hissy fit.

I thought it was going fine, there was no debating of any sort and no shitty shit like in the other political threads

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Yea I gotta agree. We were having a good convo.

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