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 Everyone needs one of these... 
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http://www.xoxide.com/3rdspace-gamingvest-black.html

I'd like to really feel it, so hard that it knocks me back and little blood capsules explode all over my keyboard and monitor.

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I could see how it would help your abilty to pin point were your being shot from. Instead of following the red thing on screen. I would hate to play l4d in that thing when you get boomed and they flock around you.

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Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:02 pm
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that thing is funny. i've been on xoxide a million times and never seen it. sounds like a trip though. i wanna play with it while i'm trippin!


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April fools?


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No, they don't need this.

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State_Radio wrote:
No, they don't need this.


Afraid it might hurt you?

Awwwww.... :(

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that sounds totally bad ass but it's the same situation as the graphic enhancing glasses. I just feel like I'd be investing WAY to much into my game experience, it just isn't worth it.


Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:47 am
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AngryKitten wrote:
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No, they don't need this.


Afraid it might hurt you?

Awwwww.... :(

nope. 100% homo


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State_Radio wrote:
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No, they don't need this.


Afraid it might hurt you?

Awwwww.... :(

nope. 100% homo


We already knew you were gay.

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Lulz, I want it. I would probably buy it too if it wasnt so damn expensive.


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I remember hearing about this a long ass time ago, I'd get one too but as virus put it, too damn expensive

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I'm sure there is a delay from the time when you get shot in game and when you feel it on your body so it will not give you an edge, but it would still be sweet.

Probably have a heart attack though.

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Lulz, I want it. I would probably buy it too if it wasnt so damn expensive.


dude it's only $140, thats an awesome price for something like that...but once again, it's not worth spending that much on my gaming experience. If I ate some acid or rolls it might be pretty cool, but that's a rare event in my life these days


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If I ate some acid or rolls it might be pretty cool, but that's a rare event in my life these days


Your going to have very interesting moments during and after your 30s

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Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:19 pm
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Vision wrote:
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If I ate some acid or rolls it might be pretty cool, but that's a rare event in my life these days


Your going to have very interesting moments during and after your 30s


I'm fully aware, but we all die eventually and I've had some of the best friends anyone could ever have and done and experienced things that very few people get to do or experience in their lives. I still go to raves, but the drugs aren't really a part of it anymore. I've done fried myself, but there's money to be made at raves and who can say that they've hung out with 12+ of their favorite rockstars? well I've hung out backstage and gotten fucked up with some of my favorite elctronic artists. August 23rd through the 25th I get to drive some artists from Europe around Cincinnati and make sure they have the things that keep them happy. It's gonna be sweet


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So you're going to be the bitch for a bunch of guys who open up Sony Acid Music Studio and produce repetitive beats from pre-made loops?

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No worries man, I can care less what people do. I've just witnessed a lot of stuff, personally I don't think I did enough drugs lol.

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AngryKitten wrote:
State_Radio wrote:
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No, they don't need this.


Afraid it might hurt you?

Awwwww.... :(

nope. 100% homo


We already knew you were gay.


QFTE.


Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:09 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
So you're going to be the bitch for a bunch of guys who open up Sony Acid Music Studio and produce repetitive beats from pre-made loops?


lol obviously you don't know shit, that post was just to up your post count. keep your mouth shut when your input isn't needed.


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Mindless wrote:
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So you're going to be the bitch for a bunch of guys who open up Sony Acid Music Studio and produce repetitive beats from pre-made loops?


lol obviously you don't know s**t, that post was just to up your post count. keep your mouth shut when your input isn't needed.


Naw, I'm good. I actually think I'll keep talking.

The fact that anyone would want to be the bitch for talentless hacks (or even talented musicians) for that matter is beyond me.

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