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 Well everyone failed the mathtest. Help w/ take-home retest? 
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Post Well everyone failed the mathtest. Help w/ take-home retest?
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Mon May 14, 2007 2:54 pm
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1. X = -2

2. X^6 = 64

3.

4. 12 + 13

5.

6. 50ft^2

7. 55ft^2

8. 1134506

Boner. F*CK that. Give me variables and I'll prove an already proven mathematical theorem.



There are your answers. In the interest of learning something, figure out how to get there yourself and then enjoy the 71 you'll get on the test for having 5 of 7 right.


Edit: I could measure my C*CK to formulate better tests than whoever produced that.

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Mon May 14, 2007 4:14 pm
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For 3, it's just a system of equations:

0 = a(2)^2 + b(2) + c
0 = a(-4)^2 + b(-4) + c
14 = a(3)^2 + b(3) + c

3 variables, 3 equations, just figure it out by either substitution or by setting the first two equal to each other or however else you've learned to solve systems of equations.

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Mon May 14, 2007 5:23 pm
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thank god for n00bfest. what would mike do without it?

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Mon May 14, 2007 6:37 pm
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Fail School and be like everyone else here?

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Mon May 14, 2007 6:41 pm
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Roshann wrote:
thank god for n00bfest. what would mike do without it?



I have it posted on two more public forums and on two invite-only nerfests.

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Mon May 14, 2007 6:43 pm
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LOL, if you don't get into honors, I think humanity will be hopeless.

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Mon May 14, 2007 6:46 pm
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the answer is: Drop out.


Mon May 14, 2007 6:58 pm
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Amish wrote:
LOL, if you don't get into honors, I think humanity will be hopeless.




If I get honours I get free post-secondary education.. Aka a lot of money saved.


Mon May 14, 2007 7:21 pm
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You know, some people just aren't meant for college...no shame in that.

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Mon May 14, 2007 10:27 pm
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I plan on taking trade(s) in post-secondary. :)


Mon May 14, 2007 10:49 pm
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Judicator wrote:
You know, some people just aren't meant for living...no shame in that.

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Angry Kitten wrote:
I plan on getting/giving head in post-secondary. :)


Damn! Me too!

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Someone beat me to it this time... Bob Dole should read posts earlier to make himself look good instead of giving Kitten and Judi the glory. Actually, I probably would've taken one look and said "F*CK it, let Mike figure it out himself." But, hey, the option was there. It's raining like a motherfucker outside.

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