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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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 Well everyone failed the mathtest. Help w/ take-home retest?
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Last edited by MIKE on Mon May 14, 2007 8:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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| Mon May 14, 2007 2:54 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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1. X = -2
2. X^6 = 64
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4. 12 + 13
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6. 50ft^2
7. 55ft^2
8. 1134506
Boner. F*CK that. Give me variables and I'll prove an already proven mathematical theorem.
There are your answers. In the interest of learning something, figure out how to get there yourself and then enjoy the 71 you'll get on the test for having 5 of 7 right.
Edit: I could measure my C*CK to formulate better tests than whoever produced that.
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| Mon May 14, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Judicator
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Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 3955 Location: ATX->NYC
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For 3, it's just a system of equations:
0 = a(2)^2 + b(2) + c
0 = a(-4)^2 + b(-4) + c
14 = a(3)^2 + b(3) + c
3 variables, 3 equations, just figure it out by either substitution or by setting the first two equal to each other or however else you've learned to solve systems of equations.
_________________[n00b] Judicator|n4b nubs 4 breakfast
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| Mon May 14, 2007 5:23 pm |
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Rosh
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Joined: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 446 Location: Canto XXXIV of Dante's Inferno
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thank god for n00bfest. what would mike do without it?
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| Mon May 14, 2007 6:37 pm |
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Amish
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Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 298
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Fail School and be like everyone else here?
_________________ Professor hobo: Now listen, folks. You got them crazies preachin' the end of the world. They's saying God's gonna come and un-begat us all the way to Adam. I'm not like that. I'm not. Listen -- I'm not -- so listen, okay? Listen. See, I'm a man of science. No heavenly undoing here. There's a black hole comin' this way. Those niggas comin' at like a thousand light miles an hour. I don't need no wheelchair super-talk from my computer to know that. It'll come and it'll steal your children. Pull 'em from bed and rape 'em and eat 'em. That's what them black holes do. Eat you. You and your children. Science!
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| Mon May 14, 2007 6:41 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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Roshann wrote: thank god for n00bfest. what would mike do without it?
I have it posted on two more public forums and on two invite-only nerfests.
:P
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| Mon May 14, 2007 6:43 pm |
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Amish
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Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 298
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LOL, if you don't get into honors, I think humanity will be hopeless.
_________________ Professor hobo: Now listen, folks. You got them crazies preachin' the end of the world. They's saying God's gonna come and un-begat us all the way to Adam. I'm not like that. I'm not. Listen -- I'm not -- so listen, okay? Listen. See, I'm a man of science. No heavenly undoing here. There's a black hole comin' this way. Those niggas comin' at like a thousand light miles an hour. I don't need no wheelchair super-talk from my computer to know that. It'll come and it'll steal your children. Pull 'em from bed and rape 'em and eat 'em. That's what them black holes do. Eat you. You and your children. Science!
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| Mon May 14, 2007 6:46 pm |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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the answer is: Drop out.
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| Mon May 14, 2007 6:58 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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Amish wrote: LOL, if you don't get into honors, I think humanity will be hopeless.
If I get honours I get free post-secondary education.. Aka a lot of money saved.
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| Mon May 14, 2007 7:21 pm |
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Judicator
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Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 3955 Location: ATX->NYC
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You know, some people just aren't meant for college...no shame in that.
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| Mon May 14, 2007 10:27 pm |
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MIKE
Annoying Kid
Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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I plan on taking trade(s) in post-secondary. :)
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| Mon May 14, 2007 10:49 pm |
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Brand0137
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Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1306 Location: Athens, AL
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Judicator wrote: You know, some people just aren't meant for living...no shame in that.
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| Mon May 14, 2007 11:47 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Angry Kitten wrote: I plan on getting/giving head in post-secondary. :)
Damn! Me too!
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| Tue May 15, 2007 8:42 am |
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bobdole_1337
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Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 399 Location: New Jersey
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Someone beat me to it this time... Bob Dole should read posts earlier to make himself look good instead of giving Kitten and Judi the glory. Actually, I probably would've taken one look and said "F*CK it, let Mike figure it out himself." But, hey, the option was there. It's raining like a motherfucker outside.
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