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 The war is getting pretty ugly... 
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Our enemies are pulling out all the stops.

This morning from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off Americas' supply of convenience store managers. Also, if his action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps and then, Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.


(And yes, this is a spam email I got from my father. I just thought I'd share it with you because I have nothing better to do... other than troll other forums for pr0nz.)

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lol thats pretty good

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GTFO FURFAG


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I'd say to the hadjis go for it. It'll give the pimply-faced kids with no life some job opportunities, as well as welfare Mom's, and the local trailer trash.

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OH NOEZ, not aol support!

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Onoz!

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AOL has a support team?


Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:44 pm
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AOL's still around?

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