today i got busted by a cop because she saw me drift into a parking lot. It was terrible luck. I had a friend in the car and the cop was in the parking lot. After a long ass lecture and her calling my parents, i had no ticket. If she did register it i would have had my license revoked because i did like 4 infractions and my limit on my provisional license is 2. It was a good drift and the guy at the restaurant complimented me on it and gave me somen to drink for free. Any stories on this sort of thing?

did you mean to say Semen?

ur a F*CKING idiot steaky

You know he did

One time at 3 AM with no cars coming in the lane I was going to pull out into, I didn't follow the State law of YOU MUST STOP AT LEAST 2 SECONDS AT A STOP SIGN. I stopped maybe 1/2 a second and deduced that no cars could be seen in the direction I was wanting to go (it was a right hand turn by the way) FOR F*CKING MILES. Ergo, I pulled on out. There was a car going the opposite direction. It pulled an immediate U-turn and started tailgating me. I noticed it looked like a cop car, so naturally I kept going. Then he turned his lights on and I pulled into a neighborhood so they'd be flashing and wake up the people living in that area. The cop gave me a lecture on how important of a law I broke and then let me off with just a warning since it was my first (and only) traffic violation. As he started walking back to his car I said, "Bang up job protecting people there" and then drove off.

It was an amazing night.

Dude, once you get a more powerful car, i can almost bet my penis that you'll be getting tickets left and right. My worst was when i rear-ended a narc. It was hilarious. He was parked too. I dunno how i did it, but i did it.

I was cruising the strip in my moms Corolla with a bunch of honies in the car, when some jelly boys in the back of a pick-up threw a burrito in my drivers window. I ducked forward and accidentally took my foot off the brake and rear ended a hells angel on his harley. My bumper got stuck under his rear tire fender. The girls all jumped and booked. Police said he would let us work it out with no ticket. The biker was able to lift his bike and get it unstuck and I ended up giving the guy all the money I had (about $150) and called it even. Then I still had to clean up the beans off the upholstry... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_07

I was once hiding behind a dirt mound with a friend of mine by an apt complex where he lived, we were sitting in my car listening to jams and smoking some js and hitting 2 pipes i swear like not even 30 seconds past after we cleared the bowls and finished smoking a cop turned up its lights behind us. Needless to say we were shitting bricks. Luckly we had all windows rolled down so it wasnt very smokey (though im sure it still reeked of pot) the cop comes up to my window asks what we were doing. Told him we were just "chillin" he flashes the ligh at our laps and says to get out of here.


I think the cop thought we were having gay buttsecks or something along that, cuz he left kinda in a hurry after that ....


Trip killer ftw.

you mean you werent?