For this season of cal cz. We already have a starting 5, but we need an active backup. People banned from cal need not apply.

Oh, and please be familiar with all the maps.

I'll flop my C*CK out, he'll apply. ; )

I'd love to apply, but I suck at CZ way more than at Source.

I'm sure this post is helpful.

I WANNA DO TH-

Wait. CAL Bant.

We're good now. We picked up Coheed.

No we didn't.. rofl. we were just gonna tell apok that so that he wouldn't bug us any mo.. oh, yeah, we picked up coheed.

Is that all it takes to get out of O?

No, getting out of O just takes 30ing 4 teams and NOT getting 2 of them overturned..

I sense hidden drama. Yummy?

Your still banned.

^level 8

I hope you all plan on using P90s and autoshotties in preseason like my team does. xD

Too bad our week 1 match is probably going to be a ffw. :(

We sat in our server till 8:15, left and logged the ffw. So we go scrim lingo (how frickin ct sided is that map?) and come back to see our ffw overturned. The cal admins need to figure out what default is going to be since it's all one conference. I'm *NOT* playing matches after 9pm. I have a job. This season is going to turn out poorly.

I sent them the logs.. it was 8:16:30 when i left.. Buuuut, somehow I managed to close down cz and the client and report the ffw before 8:15..

CAL admins are stupid. Especially Emperor Clark. That guy is the biggest HOMOSEXUAL ever.

I actually started that Emperor Clark shit during Invite playoffs last season right before we played longshot. I like mentioned it offhand as a joke. And then the whole team started calling him that right to his face during pregame and I was like, "Uhhh, guys, I think you should probably stop doing that, you know how much of a bitch he is." Thank god he left the server, who knows how far they might have taken it.

Lingo looks interesting, but it's got a weird choice for a name, and I really don't plan on studying it til the day of the match just so I know were people will be coming from if I'm defusing/guarding the bomb.

When getting the shaft by Cal admins, make sure to take your matchcomm posts to the next level:

Posted by (Public Service Announcement) at 11:37 AM Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Hi guys! Default day and time (8 PM central, the twenty-first day of January, the year of our lord, Two Thousand and Eight.)

None of you know shit about getting shafted by CAL admins, so stfu.

Trust me, I've had plenty of second-hand experience, and Emperor Clark shafts all of CAL-CZ every season in one way or another.

Our week 1 was a FFW. They didn't even respond on matchcomm lol.

I got banned from #cal-support for asking about changing my STEAMID.

I thought it was cute.