Keith Stone Application #69696969-4u

Hey chicken F*CKERS, just wanted to say hey and get my name a little more known. You may recognize me from my Keystone Light commercials or you may also recognize me from leaving your mom's bedroom early in the morning. Anyway, I want to get a little more known than just being the dumbass from the css server. So here's some of my sexy stats to get you wet.


Name - Chris Dignard - AKA (BIGNARDS)

Age - 27 years hung... i mean young.

Games I currently play - CSS, TF2, and Minecraft. Those are the online ones anyway.

Reffered by - Sweetpea (Hell hath no fury like a Sweetpea scorn)

Alias- Keith Stoned (Always smooth, like the children I keep locked in my Beer can shaped van.)

Steam ID - STEAM_0:0:6106170

Location - Besides your mom's vagina folds, I currently reside outside of Boston, MA. Say it with me now, BAAAHHHSTONNNNN.

What do I offer N00B? I am a 27 year old man-child. Perfect for N00B? I'd say so. My days are filled with trying to destroy my brain cells while also trying to build them and make more. I love to learn but I think I like to forget even more. My nights usually resides in shooting people in the face to help whind me down and get me calm for sleeping. Nothing puts me to sleep like shooting people in the face and pretending they're babies, kittens, or pretty much anything thats cute and cuddily. The vengeful and merciful Sweetpea told me I was just crazy enough to apply so here I am. Overall, I think I can bring weak beer, strong booze, and lots and lots of inter-species orgies. Thanks for taking the time to give me a chance to prove how worthless I can really be =) Stay white!

Hello and welcome to n00bfest!
At this time it seems as though you have 29 hours logged in the server, but only 5 posts on the forums. If you are truly interested in becoming a n00b please take the time in the next week or so to increase your participation the forums and then bump this thread. We will be happy to reevaluate your application at that time and accept you as an RCT. If you have any questions, please send me or any of the other council members a PM. All n00bfest council members have yellow names on the forum.

Thanks,
n00bfest.com Council

Sir Nards McKeith batterbutt, POST POST POST!!! get these forums K Stoned up budday!!! Hope the process goes smoothly! P.S. You're still debitched. apologies but not sincerely

Will do sir. In no time n00b members will be craving Keystone Lights and settling for Keith Stoned.

Hello and welcome to n00bfest!

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Thanks,
n00bfest.com Council

Thanks so much Hito!!! You're still black tho :P