Sup honorable CS'ers. I first learned of your clan when a long time personal friend showed me your site, where he was "Not just owned, degraded" by smashing a (i believe it was blueberry" pie into his face. You all know this sad soul, as Mithril, player rank "7" at the time. I have been friends with Mithril for about 10 years, and upon asking him you will find that i am a decent player, with a good attitude and concentration in game on having a good time. I have played in the GNG server a few times as i only have CS: Source atm. My name in that server is Fart Vader. I would like to be part of your clan after seeing the way they play, Honorable and tactical, as they seem, it was a pleasure playing along side of them. Please review my request and if you see me fit, it would be an honor to fight along side your members. And if possible, and pie available, i would be willing to boost membership entry time by getting "degraded" however i preferr apple pie, and would request that i be able to lick off said pie's remaining chunks from my face. That being said, happy fraggin', and i look forward to meeting you all in game.

Holy shit man, you didn't need to say all that.

Just be like

"I wanna be a n00b!"

And it's all good.

Request for apple pie denied. Blackberry pie is the only pie for the job!

The CZ servers will be up within the month, probably. Get CZ and come poon with us, and then come play source with us when we decide to put up a source server.

GRRR it's not a clan its a "community" and its not based on skill!!!!!!
btw Hi my name is Crayola and I ride the shortbus with a helmet on 8)

Thats horseshit.

apple pie should be a choice.

So should horseshit pie.

I suppose that's what you want to mush your face in, Dharg.

I'd tell you what I want to mush my face in....but this forum is PG-13.

dharg would u want me to ask gman if you can mush your face into his anus? im sure he will agree for a small fee

Contrary to popular belief, my anus is off-limits.

As for the pie thing: blackberry only. Corpse and I have our reasons.

Yes.

There's a reason that it has to be Blackberry pie. Also, homemade pie earns you extra admin points. Store-bought pie will only get you minimum admin powers.

Mithril has set the bar high, people. Don't embarrass yourselves by half-ass trying to imitate the Blackberry king.

I got an idea to beat HIM!!!!!!
Make 3 pies!!!1 And smash them in your face and have people throw them at you ;)

You'll be added to list list as of tonight thanks for applying my man.

ohhhhhhhhh hair pie!

how about a "moon pie"???

BOBA!!! wassup homie , I AM THE BLACKBERRY KING!!! Yea ive known this dude forever BUT dont be thinking that just cause i know you i wont abuse ya if you break the rules =)

Rule 1: Love thy Gman and thy corpsehumper as thine own personal cz gods=)

Rule 2: Never knife Mithril youll get pwned for that =) (gman has higher admin than me so i can pwn him) =(

Rule 3: Say AFRICAN AMERICAN allot and youll fit in fine,

GET CZ YOU DIRTY AFRICAN AMERICAN!!

Sup Mithril, i was wondering if you were gonna respond. Slow ass AFRICAN AMERICAN. Anyway, im going to try and round up a copy of CZ, even tho im a broke muther humper right now, ill try my best to get a copy. Cant wait to see a nice source server from nOOb. Anyway, i am a little happy at the moment due to a lortab prescription, and about 8 shots of Cruzan rum. So i think ima go on the gng server for a few, and try to hit the broad side of a barn.

oh P.S. Praise be to,,,F*CK ALLAH,,,my vote goes to the Gman, and Corpsehumper. By the way, i had chap stick on when typing that, so my lips wouldnt scrape during that ass kissing.

Lortabs own. They make my feet tingle and they make me giggle.