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 Kitten's Retard Friendly Guide to Suggestion/Complaints! 
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AngryKitten
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Post Kitten's Retard Friendly Guide to Suggestion/Complaints!
1. Access n00bfest.com to begin the crybaby process!

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2. Scroll down. This is an important and often forgotten step. Above all other steps, remember this one! It is the most important step!

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3. Look at the Suggstions/Complaints Box. OMG! A box where I can put all my bed-wetting suggestions and complaints as opposed to spamming General and Member Forums with them? OMG!

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4. Read. If you can't read, please wait until the release of Kitten's Retard Friendly Guide to Reading, which will be never because if your parents didn't care about you enough to teach you how to read, you obviously don't deserve to know how to read. If you can read, go on to the next step.

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5. SEND ALL SUGGESTIONS/COMPLAINTS TO elders@n00bfest.com ! OMG! You mean I have to learn how to work an email? This is completely impossible! Fear not, young n00bfester! Kitten is on the job. I have consolidated this guide to suggestions/complaints with a guide on how to use email!

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6. Go to your web mail site and login. Remember to not droll all over the keyboard while typing incoherently because droll has been known to cause typos.

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7. Click on compose and type a nice little email to the Elders. Remember not to be an asshat about it because the Elders will totally disregard your email. Feel free to follow the prompt provided.

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8. Click send.

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9. Holy crap! You're done! Welcome to the world of doing things the right way and not polluting the General Forums or Member's Forums with your stupid bullhockey.

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10. Feel retarded because you just had to resort to a guide to use the Suggestion/Complain Box.

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** Not affiliated with Green(V)an or MeatSpin.

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LOL. thats all i have to say
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OMG! That's great! LOL

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kitten please make a guide on how to play counter strike plz!!!! i know you quit steam and all but i think it would be hilarious!!!
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lmfao.

GreenVan ftl.

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I think you have officially lost it. I wonder how mad you have to be to actually take the time and compile something like that. Well, whatever is eatting at you Kitten, I hope you figure it out and resolve it.

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LOL i asked him to put together something to help the lesser-blessed of us.

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CorpseHumper wrote:
LOL i asked him to put together something to help the lesser-blessed of us.


Haha, I'll be sure to remember it then. A possible sticky>?

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admin_vsay sticky?


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lmfao

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Yes that must be stickied you made my day kitten.
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kitten spins me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round

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Yay for sticky
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there is help out there man
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omg kitten thats great

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lol! Your guides are so great.

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:shock: GreenVan???

Is that a mixture of the stupidity of GreenMan and Me??

cuz i recently got banned...and i did that :cry:

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vAn the MaN wrote:
:shock: GreenVan???

Is that a mixture of the stupidity of GreenMan and Me??

cuz i recently got banned...and i did that :cry:


No. It's just that GreenMan's name is spelled Green(V)an. Take out the parentheses and it say GreenVan. So Kitten makes fun of him for it. It is no way taking you into consideration.

P.S. z0MG thX 4 pUT1nG sum t1ng L1k3 Th15 4 m3. m@k3 @N0tH3r Gu1d3 pl0x/

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Spork wrote:
lol! Your guides are so great.

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I HAD TO READ IT 3 times but i think i understand it now. but whats e-mail?
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