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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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True Story, Bad Joke
You know how they say "There's plenty of fish in the sea?"
Well today, I went fishing in the sea, and all I caught was a bunch of crabs.
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Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:08 am |
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Savagestrike
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Joined: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:47 pm Posts: 803 Location: Corvallis, Oregon (OSU)
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Re: True Story, Bad Joke
Smirk worthy, Kwang. Now go get some shampoo.
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Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:25 am |
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: True Story, Bad Joke
LOL
Dude, I went fishing with mackerel, and I was using a F*CKING fish head. Because of the nature of the fish head, I never had to change my bait. Seriously though, it was hilarious. I'd cast my line out, catch a crab, the crab would fall down, burrow into the sand by the shore and then I'd cast out again. Three times in a row I cast my line out and came up with crabs. The second time, I came up with two, because one was trying to climb over the other one to get to the mackerel head. Before the first time, instead of going after my bait, a crab came up out of the sand and tried to F*CKING eat my foot.
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Cyning of Scedenig
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Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: True Story, Bad Joke
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: True Story, Bad Joke
.........................................no.
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Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:41 am |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3214 Location: Michigan
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Re: True Story, Bad Joke
from a whale
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: True Story, Bad Joke
AnalChowMein wrote: from a whale That'll be the day, lol. Too bad the water was F*CKING dick-deep.
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