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TheMoonx
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Joined: Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:56 pm Posts: 60 Location: Colorado
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Best day.
SO I WAS IN MY ROOM
AND MY DAD BUSTED IN AND WAS LIKE "WHAT YOU DOIN ON INTERNET"
SO HE THREW MY COMPUTER AGAINST THE WALL
THEN MY SISTER CAME IN
SO HE THREW HER AGAINST THE WALL
AND MY SISTER WAS LIKE "SCRUFFY WHAT THE F*CK"
THEN I REMEMBERED I WAS A DOG
SO I TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR
BEST DAY EVER.
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Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:56 pm |
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Savagestrike
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Joined: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:47 pm Posts: 803 Location: Corvallis, Oregon (OSU)
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Re: Best day.
Literally laughed my ass off. Idk where it went. YOU DOUCHE.
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Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:07 pm |
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Best day.
AHAHAHA
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cybrslsh
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Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:19 am Posts: 1017
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Re: Best day.
Da fuq? Lol
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Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:29 am |
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Best day.
Shit, I came in to read what cybrslsh wrote, and ended up re-reading the OP and F*CK.
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Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:31 am |
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DUBz
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:16 pm Posts: 313 Location: Aberdeen, South Dakota
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Re: Best day.
hmmm.. i takes shits on the floor at most public lavatories! its the best.
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Best day.
I take upper-deckers in public bathrooms because I don't want to sit on those toilet seats.
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Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:28 am |
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DUBz
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:16 pm Posts: 313 Location: Aberdeen, South Dakota
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Re: Best day.
JoeMamma wrote: I take upper-deckers in public bathrooms because I don't want to sit on those toilet seats. I only do that at my parents house!!!
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Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:31 am |
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cybrslsh
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Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:19 am Posts: 1017
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Re: Best day.
I sit skin to porcelain cause I like living life on the edge.
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Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:14 am |
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-Purple-
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Re: Best day.
i usually just shit in your mom's fish tank
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Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:40 pm |
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Best day.
Part of the duties I have at work include janitorial work, and I was cleaning the men's room the other night and cleaned it all just nice even though I was disappointed to find shit smeared all over the wall. Now later on that evening, I went to mop the floor, and the mop hit something behind the toilet. Turns out some dude shit his pants and it was a huge F*CKING load. He was so disgusted with himself and a total asshole, so he tucked the F*CKING shit-filled underpants back behind the toilet where nobody could see them instead of throwing them in the trash or otherwise dealing with them...and F*CKING wiped his hands on the wall after they got covered in feces.
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Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:47 am |
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DUBz
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:16 pm Posts: 313 Location: Aberdeen, South Dakota
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Re: Best day.
Kwang. ROFL hahahahaha. On a more serious note, possibly look into new job!
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Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:16 am |
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Best day.
DUBz wrote: Kwang. ROFL hahahahaha. On a more serious note, possibly look into new job! New job sure. But I actually enjoy janitorial work. It builds up the immune system being covered in shit all day.
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Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:44 pm |
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cybrslsh
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Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:19 am Posts: 1017
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Re: Best day.
It's still gross.
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Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:51 pm |
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MitchMate
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Joined: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:30 am Posts: 140 Location: New Hampshire
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Re: Best day.
Kwang you're one of a kind.
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Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:53 pm |
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MitchMate
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Joined: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:30 am Posts: 140 Location: New Hampshire
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Re: Best day.
No. Really. You are the only one of your kind.
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Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:53 pm |
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Best day.
MitchMate wrote: No. Really. You are the only one of your kind. Actually, until someone names their kid the same exact name as I have, I'm the only one with my full name as it is in the entire country at the very least.
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Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:34 pm |
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Best day.
Whenever Primus or Slayer comes on the Radio...that is the best day ever.
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Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:04 pm |
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slayer
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Joined: Fri May 28, 2010 12:11 pm Posts: 1080 Location: va
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Re: Best day.
Tazzaler wrote: Whenever Primus or Slayer comes on the Radio...that is the best day ever. what station you listen i call in and make your day bro ill even send nude pics if you want
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