Okay, this is in no way to defend myself or anything, but I feel like maybe if I share some stuff with you guys, you'll understand me a bit better.


1. It may seem like I'm being a kiss ass, but some of you guys are really cool people, and I've come to have a least a little bit of care for your well being. I'm sure when most of you guys say "kiss ass" it's out of hazing etc. (which is fine by me, bring the hazing), but just know I am being genuine. Not every one on the server gets the same love I give to Deadman and Hito...... ahem, unstawpable. :P

2. Some people wonder why I hate my mother so much. Here's the story: When I was in the womb she did an insane amount of drugs which has lead to some health complications. Even after I was born she didn't stop trying to give me drugs, which led to me almost dying. That was the only time she payed attention to me or my sister, and around the time I was two years old, my dad came home to my "mother" drugged out on the couch, with my sister crying in the next room with glass cuts from a table she fell through. Basically her pure neglect for my well being as a defenseless child is why I hate that stupid cunt. The worst part about it is that the drugs she did also affected my sister, who has severe emotional problems. And my "mother" looks like Wormtail from Harry Potter. I shit you not.

3. I have a condition called chronic pericaditis, which is the inflammation around the membrane of the heart. It doesn't act up often, but when it does it causes serious amounts of pain, and can be quite dangerous for me. The reasons this worries me is because I'm going under for my tonsillectomy and have to be hooked up to an EKG machine. It's crazy to think that such a surgery like this one can lead to complications.


Anyway, I felt like sharing just a little bit more about me, so if you have any questions regarding my topics or want to ask any random questions, feel free to do so. Cheers.

Awww you care about me XD

so basically your saying.. you're a special little boy ;)

Lol. I'm not special per say, I just wanted to explain why I say some of the things I do. I truly do hate my mother, and I have no respect for her, which baffles some of the CS:S people I play with. So by sharing my story, maybe they'll get it.

ha! Most of the people of n00bfest are special themselves...

When you are sucking dudes off, what do you do with the balls? are you cup and carress kinda guy, or do you blow and nibble?

Finger in the butt or no?

get out troll.

Well I did say I'd answer every question. No I'm not gay, and I do not suck dudes off.

I'd like to keep this thread at least semi-serious. Real questions are fine, I'll even divulge into minor questions like "what's your favorite color?" and "what do you want to do with your life?", but keep stupid shit out of here.

Do you have a neck? Also, when I did hair spikes I used Elmer's School Glue. What's your modus operandi?

Haha, I do have a neck. It's located between my shoulders and head. As for the mohawk, I do it as a tradition for Oregon's college rivalry, The Civil War. I use Got to Be Glued.

sorry I took your initial comments as gay, explaining your mommy issues, and telling people that you have a broken heart.

It was insensitive of me to assume you do dudes. I will never again question your sexuality, and I promise to be super sweet to you on server. We should go shoe shopping.

I am no troll, I am twig, and I would love for you to love me as much as I love you.

troll : One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

here we have some one trying to be serious by saying he has health problems and abandonment/lack of care issues from his mother, and all you do is try to make fun of him.

get the F*CK out.

^Turok^

He is forgiven, it's cool. :) Thank you for that though.

He is my friend. I can bust his balls if I want to.


I could also cuddle with him, if he ever came over. He avoids cuddling like the dickens.

wait, did I just call savage my friend? holy shit, my dad was right, I suck at life.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

roger that you FAGGOTS! GTFO!