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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
Cpt. Carrot wrote: JoeMamma wrote: even though I ended up buying her roses with chocolates and a little red bear thingy and having it delivered tomorrow. Ekhm... Joe, bro... start shopping here (or something similar). Roses, chocolates and a little red bear thingy - are you in high school? Yeah...things like that get me in trouble. I put some lace panties out for her to wear later on (I've been hinting that I have been wanting to see her in them again for awhile now), and the only response I got when she saw them was, "Really??!"...so now I haven't talked to her in a couple days and am actually pretty F*CKING mad. I try to spice our "love life" (put in quotation marks because I really don't have a love life anymore...just one time of sex every few weeks), and that's what I get??? To steal her line, "really??!". So, to answer your question...no...I do not shop in those kinds of places for her anymore.
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Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:45 pm |
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-sugar-
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Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 725 Location: Sanford, ME
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
who doesnt like sexy lingerie. WTF?!?!
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
That's what I'm saying....I don't get it...
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Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:53 pm |
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-sugar-
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Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 725 Location: Sanford, ME
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
my bff and i went to get sexy lingerie the night before v-day.....figure its like a gift for the guys as much as us :P
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Turok
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
-sugar- wrote: ApeX wrote: you may not have seen the other post, but you've already made a mistake by thinking you need to "earn" sex. If she doesn't want it as much as you do, that just means she doesn't want it from you. Bitches be horny. Right sugar? ;) you are correct. our plans are dmt followed by skyrim/css and some tress......and i plan on getting laid. he knows i'm down to ride if skyrim wore his brain out. if it was my plan I would skip gaming and F*CK for 6-12hours before bed. can i go ahead and throw in the obligatory "marry me" here? any objections?
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
I object, because I have dibs on her....
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-sugar-
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
Oh God! *fap fap fap*
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DUBz
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:16 pm Posts: 313 Location: Aberdeen, South Dakota
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
dazed wrote: going to agree with the bitches be horny comment...and the we wanting it just might not be from you one made me laugh and agree lol... but im not big on the Hallmark holiday...but im always ok with a reason to get home early and have afternoon sex... [*] *afternoon delight ;).. my bitch was on the rag so i said F*CK it and didnt get her shit... jk the spoiled lil bitch who just wrecked her car (long story i wrote about that didnt get posted cuz i F*CKING timed out piece of shit) got 570$ worth of discount jewelry off zales.com.. amnethyst butterly necklace wit 10k white gold and diamond accents for her birthstone with matching butterfly amnethyst sterling silver ring and a 1/4 ctw heart shaped 10k white gold diamond necklace. then i made tha bitch some spaghetti and went to bed with my head held high, well both of em ;(
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
JoeMamma wrote: Cpt. Carrot wrote: JoeMamma wrote: even though I ended up buying her roses with chocolates and a little red bear thingy and having it delivered tomorrow. Ekhm... Joe, bro... start shopping here (or something similar). Roses, chocolates and a little red bear thingy - are you in high school? Yeah...things like that get me in trouble. I put some lace panties out for her to wear later on (I've been hinting that I have been wanting to see her in them again for awhile now), and the only response I got when she saw them was, "Really??!"...so now I haven't talked to her in a couple days and am actually pretty F*CKING mad. I try to spice our "love life" (put in quotation marks because I really don't have a love life anymore...just one time of sex every few weeks), and that's what I get??? To steal her line, "really??!". So, to answer your question...no...I do not shop in those kinds of places for her anymore. You need to do a shit load of housework. You need to play it off like it ain't no thang. Sit and wait. If necessary, let this carry on for a week.
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unstawpable
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
Kwang! wrote: JoeMamma wrote: JoeMamma wrote: even though I ended up buying her roses with chocolates and a little red bear thingy and having it delivered tomorrow. Yeah...things like that get me in trouble. I put some lace panties out for her to wear later on (I've been hinting that I have been wanting to see her in them again for awhile now), and the only response I got when she saw them was, "Really??!"...so now I haven't talked to her in a couple days and am actually pretty F*CKING mad. I try to spice our "love life" (put in quotation marks because I really don't have a love life anymore...just one time of sex every few weeks), and that's what I get??? To steal her line, "really??!". So, to answer your question...no...I do not shop in those kinds of places for her anymore. You need to do a shit load of housework. You need to play it off like it ain't no thang. Sit and wait. If necessary, let this carry on for a week. WOW, that sounds WAY too complicated kwang. Easier solution. F*CK someone else then tell her its because she doesn't put out. She may cry, but there's nothing sweeter than tears.
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Kwang!
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Savagestrike
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Joined: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:47 pm Posts: 803 Location: Corvallis, Oregon (OSU)
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
Or you could just lay naked in bed until she gets home. Then just say, "We'll since you're here...."
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RonBurgandy
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Joined: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:32 pm Posts: 44 Location: Wisconsin
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
DOESNT MATTER HAD SEX
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winitnow
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Amerijuanican Dreams wrote: Figure A That seriously is weed? it looks like fuckn lint out of my damn dryer F*CK that shit stupid fucks smoken some weird ass shit.
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Amerijuanican Dreams
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
winitnow wrote: That seriously is weed? it looks like fuckn lint out of my damn dryer F*CK that shit stupid fucks smoken some weird ass shit. yep, 100% natural marijuana... I love purple strains because they can be F*CKING beautiful. That being said this was the most purple one in the bag
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WaffleLover
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
JoeMamma wrote: Cpt. Carrot wrote: JoeMamma wrote: even though I ended up buying her roses with chocolates and a little red bear thingy and having it delivered tomorrow. Ekhm... Joe, bro... start shopping here (or something similar). Roses, chocolates and a little red bear thingy - are you in high school? Yeah...things like that get me in trouble. I put some lace panties out for her to wear later on (I've been hinting that I have been wanting to see her in them again for awhile now), and the only response I got when she saw them was, "Really??!"...so now I haven't talked to her in a couple days and am actually pretty F*CKING mad. I try to spice our "love life" (put in quotation marks because I really don't have a love life anymore...just one time of sex every few weeks), and that's what I get??? To steal her line, "really??!". So, to answer your question...no...I do not shop in those kinds of places for her anymore. What's the point of having a wife if she doesn't put out? I'm not one that's all in for cheating..so i would throw up that divorce option and try elsewhere for my needs...just sayin...my grandparents havn't had sex in 22 years.. my grandpa is always pissed/horny..the only reason he hasn't left is me..which sucks.
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unstawpable
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
WaffleLover wrote: JoeMamma wrote: Cpt. Carrot wrote: Ekhm... Joe, bro... start shopping here (or something similar). Roses, chocolates and a little red bear thingy - are you in high school? Yeah...things like that get me in trouble. I put some lace panties out for her to wear later on (I've been hinting that I have been wanting to see her in them again for awhile now), and the only response I got when she saw them was, "Really??!"...so now I haven't talked to her in a couple days and am actually pretty F*CKING mad. I try to spice our "love life" (put in quotation marks because I really don't have a love life anymore...just one time of sex every few weeks), and that's what I get??? To steal her line, "really??!". So, to answer your question...no...I do not shop in those kinds of places for her anymore. What's the point of having a wife if she doesn't put out? I'm not one that's all in for cheating..so i would throw up that divorce option and try elsewhere for my needs...just sayin...my grandparents havn't had sex in 22 years.. my grandpa is always pissed/horny..the only reason he hasn't left is me..which sucks. WHOA! You have sex with your grandpa!?
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WaffleLover
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
Nigga, F*CK you! You know what I meant.
_________________Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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Twig and Berries
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Re: Valentines...possibly nsfw
valentines day is a conspiracy women came up with so we look bad.
I never understood why I need to buy her gifts, and she thinks banging me is a gift. Why does she get something new, and I have to unwrap the same old thing?
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