So...I'm guessing most of us that have a GF or spouse will be doing something with them tomorrow...

Just wondering whose expecting some nice valentines day sex. If your not to the point in your relationship where your expecting it, what are you doing to earn it?

I know I am expecting some even though she showed up at the house today and got some...Hell I've spent enough $ today on flowers/candy, and will spend tomorrow, that I could buy 2 hookers, and not one of those n00b hookers either

I've got reservations @ a very nice steakhouse, and depending on weather I will take her to a beautiful local park, where I have a friend who will be playing some classical guitar while we grab icecream from a local shop and enjoy the beautiful night(hopefully). I know its not much, or super creative, and even a little cheesy, but its been a while since we've done anything remotely like this. So I figured a nice night out would be good for us.

BTW, I hate valentines day. The only good thing about it is good food, good company, and some great sex afterwards. Otherwise its nothing more than another commercialized holiday.

So post your valentines day plans...or your awesome sexual encounter afterwards. No ballgags plz

I've been married 10 years.....I'm NEVER "expecting" sex (well, I do, but I end up going to bed mad because I was expecting it and didn't get it)...if I get it, I'm one happy sumbitch!

As for plans, I plan to work the normal 10 hour day, come home and drink and end up going to bed with no sex -- even though I ended up buying her roses with chocolates and a little red bear thingy and having it delivered tomorrow.

you may not have seen the other post, but you've already made a mistake by thinking you need to "earn" sex. If she doesn't want it as much as you do, that just means she doesn't want it from you. Bitches be horny. Right sugar? ;)

you are correct.

our plans are dmt followed by skyrim/css and some tress......and i plan on getting laid. he knows i'm down to ride if skyrim wore his brain out. if it was my plan I would skip gaming and F*CK for 6-12hours before bed.

Oh I know I don't have to earn sex....its more of a question for everyone else. Trust me, my girl is as horny as the next. Hell I was trying to study for a test when she came over...and of course....study break ftw.

more women need to be in the likeness of you sugar.


well my gf is still on the red trail, so i expect one hell of a ride, and in the shower, i dont mind blood, but the brown shit can go down the drain, also for any guy who hasnt had sex with a girl on the rag, you haven't done shit yet :P


make a premarital agreement to have sex at least 2-3 times a week~

dude, that is more than most men i know do, so unless there are men who's lives depend on big extravagant shit for their ladies i'd say your golden, and as for earning sex? shit you have sex for sex, because it is sex, everymonth you change it up some and ta da you got a happy women!

going to agree with the bitches be horny comment...and the we wanting it just might not be from you one made me laugh and agree lol... but im not big on the Hallmark holiday...but im always ok with a reason to get home early and have afternoon sex...

Dude in a shitty mood......may lack the sex :/ F*CK this holiday lol

O, yay. Valentines. Highlight of romance for me today was my hot-ass teacher giving me the one extra Rice Krispies treat she made for the class. There are hearts sprinkled on them. Ya, she wants me.

I'm sick. So.... I'll just celebrate Oregon's birthday.

You call it Valentines day, I call it Tuesday.

Woke up at 3pm, played SC2 all day, finished up fine tuning my resume for a promotion, went to fiancé's place at 12:30am, fooled around, had sex, letting her finish her hmwk for her thesis while I lurk forums and ZzzZZzz

So I was looking forward to my first valentines day single in years. Finally free from feeling obligated to pretend to be the man of her dreams, a man I'm not. Instead I would not do any work, enjoy some purple skunk (see Figure A) and just do what ever the F*CK i wanted.

So my ex wife calls asking if I'm home, because if so she is going to stop by. I lie and tell her I'm not there. She tells me she is in my driveway and can see me standing at my window naked. Somehow after all this I still managed to smash it. Afterwards she was all smiles, and said, "Will you be my valentine today? Just spend the day together? It will be nice... like old times."

To which i laughed and replied, "Seriously? Bitch please... I'm going downstairs to smoke an L. Start to put your clothes on cause I want you outta here by the time I'm done. Oh there's beer in the fridge if you want to grab one for the road."

She swung at me but I ducked her blow, bean dipped her, sprinted out of the room, and locked myself in the basement. I blasted music to drown out her pounding and profanities.

Got laid and i didn't have to pay for dinner, or put on a facade of concern. No expensive jewelry, no romance. Just a couple generic complements, and some angry pumps. Oh ya and she threw my iPod at my kitchen window... both the window and the iPod's screen shattered :( Despite that, it was probably the most enjoyable valentines day I've ever had.

well shit its almost 6am, never went to sleep and I gotta be at work soon. merry F*CKING valentines day!

Figure A

^And divorced men everywhere rejoiced

I don't get to enjoy valentines day until this weekend. Planning on going to a movie and then out to dinner. I of course had flowers waiting for her when we went out to the car yesterday morning and some chocolate. I also gave her a bracelet that I need to take a pic of and post it.

Ekhm... Joe, bro... start shopping here (or something similar). Roses, chocolates and a little red bear thingy - are you in high school?

I haven't smoked weed in like a month and that purple skunk looks pretty beautiful. Perhaps more-so than an ex-wife going crazy on my shit. I'm glad you got out of it, cuz if a girl is gonna be all scream-o, she ain't worth it.

You should see this sour diesel I have....its beaaautifullllllllll......wish I had a nice camera to take a photo of it. Its just as pretty as your bud...had some a few months ago that looks just like it.

hit it, take pics or didnt happen




do want!!!