Some of you have played in the server with my brother and he was kind of a douche but he can be a good guy and funny at times. A few years ago before Ashley and I were dating he came home from college and was sleeping in his old room. At about 2 o'clock in the morning my door opens and kinda wakes me up and the something falls on me, I start to panick but I'm pinned good, so I'm like "hey what are u doing" and he's like " I was aiming for my bed... And missed" the reason he told me later was because in his apartment up at school his bedroom is at the end of the hall (where mine is at the house) and so in his drunken stupper he lost his way and forgot where he was. After he got off he just rolled over and fell asleep so I went and slept on the couch instead of trying to get his drunk ass back up
Now this one is from my mom: she was sleeping and all of a sudden she hears the beepin of the alarm that tells you that a door is open, she soon hears the glass door on our front door open, in a panick my dad and mom grab their guns and check the house, once they make sure nothing is going on, they look outside and they find my brother peeing off the side of our front patio while he is still half asleep... So basically when he gets really drunk, he sleep walks. I'll put a few more funny ones once I remember them.
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