So im in my 4 acre yard practicing some Disc Golf when my rebel flag toting redneck ass neighbor unloads his semi-auto pistol and sends a ricochet flying over my head/house. This isnt the first time this jack ass has unloaded a clip or two but this time Im pissed. I call llano county sheriff and they send a couple cops to my place. I take em out back and show em what the F*CK and this is what they tell me. Well there aint much law about firing a gun out in the county. We cant really do much till your house gets hit or one of you (me or my wife). 'edited out partial insanity'

'edited out more insanity' nothing like some bullets whizzing by to get your blood pumpin

How much property does your neighbor have? If he has less than 5 acres, it's illegal for him to shoot there. I'd go talk to him and get him to set up a safe shooting range or something -- a few radial tires from a junk yard and a load of sand (which is pretty F*CKING easy to find in Llano) will do wonders to stop bullets.

P.S. I'm in Round Rock. We should touch butts.

he is a on a 4 acre lot with 2 other trailers. He's been firing rounds from his back porch/front yard into the vacant 4 acre lot behind mine. (Thats the only lot with a stack of trailers, the rest of us have houses). Next time he does it Im gonna head on over and talk to the dude. If he acts like a fool than Im gonna go talk to the precinct judge for my area (she happens to get down on some margaritas at the restaurant i manage and she should be in the mood to help me out).
Thanks for the advice Gman

Don't forget your bullet proof vest before you talk to him.