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 Saving 100s of Girls from Rapeisland 
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Post Saving 100s of Girls from Rapeisland
Okay, so first off i'm in a fraternity. There's this other fraternity of complete and utter douschebags who can't get laid without intoxicating women. This Saturday they're having their biggest party of the year, Fiji island. They call themselves the Fijis, but they're actually called the Phi Gams. These dousche bags set up this wall of like 15 ft logs stuck into the ground. Well, Me and a group of 3 other brothers decided we needed some firewood for a bonfire we wanted to.
Just so you know, the reason we decided to do this to their set up was because they called us all pussies during an event they hold.
So, We F*CKING go over to their house in the middle of the night and knock over this entire F*CKING wall and pile it up into a pick up truck. We then preceded to pile it all up in the woods behind their house, set the pile on fire as a group of fijis pulled into their parking lot. The woods are like right behind their parking lot so they saw the wall gone and then see the bonfire and they get pissed. We heard them yelling as we drove off for food laughing our asses off. It was pretty F*CKING epic.
As such, we saved hundreds of girls being trapped at their party as they get intoxicated and probably drugged by the fijis. I say were heros lol.


Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:41 am
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Nice job Ninja :D

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haha thanks buddy :D


Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:43 am
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oh my god, you were so brave...

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Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:03 pm
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Post Re: Saving 100s of Girls from Rapeisland
Wait....don't all frats trap girls and get them hammered at parties then try to get some action? Or is that only at my school..... :P

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Nah actually at my school there's only one who does. My fraternity isn't like most honestly. They remind me a lot of n00bfest. There's only 3 fraternities tho at Jewell. One's racist, one's the douschebags/rapists, and then there's mine that's rag tag group of smart guys lol.


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Ahhh my school has like an insane amount. Like maybe a hundred? idk but alllllll the big names are like my description

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Jesus that's insane. yeah a lot of the fraternities at big colleges are pretty much your description


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Post Re: Saving 100s of Girls from Rapeisland
I have never heard of a frat that didn't date rape, at least here at University of Arizona. Our school kicks out at least 2 or 3 a semester and arrests a bunch of fucks. Glad to see some have class around the country.

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Yeah that's crazy the same 3 frats have been here for at least 50 years i do believe. Considering like a third of our members are homosexual or bisexual it's pretty chillaxed. Plus, at my school you can't serve alcohol at our parties unfortunately. Gotta byob and not get caught lol.


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haha, nice story


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You're my he- I mean nice job man :D

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well done. F*CK those faggots!

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Hey bud, pretty well done. I'm from Montreal, and we're pretty adept at flipping police cars and setting those on fire, so you definitely get I AM A HOMOSEXUAL kudos for lighting shit on fire! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_01

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