So I'm walking outside my dorm room to find two skanks stumbling through the hallway. The one on the right drops her purse and starts to giggle which is immediately followed by a stream of vomit... stay classy. I try to avoid the spillage as best I could but it was literally F*CKING everywhere. Glad that this didn't happen near my door I continue past them and before I got to the elevator I heard a second spew of delicious goodness and guess what... right in front of my damn door =.= When I got back it had fermented into a sort of cheese that smelt like a mix of formaldehyde and a bag of dead cats so I called the front desk to get it cleaned up. Next morning they had scraped the cheesy mixture off the carpet and put an industrial heater to dry it beside it. This just made it smell worse as the concoction heated up. So basically I am going to be spending a lot of time in my room till that void of unnatural bile is all gone. Fun times.

That's.... disgusting...

I would've waited until the one puking bent down to puke, then shove the C*CK in the asshole and call it good!

...who let you into. College!?

The same dumb asses who let u in....

I think its funny when you question my intelligence. It'll be ironic when I'm your boss.

Had you been a gentleman and escorted her to wherever it was she was going you wouldn't have puke outside your room

Plus, you might have been able to drunk-fuck her!

When I say skank I don't mean hot skank... I wouldn't have touched her if I was wearing an entire box of condoms and a radioactive suit.

I would've, I have really low standards though...I mean really low.

Munchkin low? 'Cause ain't going lower...

Sorry boss, could-not-rezist...

Holy F*CK I luv you joemomma.. u horny horny bastard

You go to York Funkyfish??

no but i will be next semester

What program?

i honestly dont know, im still choosing between astrophysics, one of the branches of engineering or a branch of environmental studies >_>

You should of raped her