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TheFunkyFish
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:56 am Posts: 39
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Oh college...
So I'm walking outside my dorm room to find two skanks stumbling through the hallway. The one on the right drops her purse and starts to giggle which is immediately followed by a stream of vomit... stay classy. I try to avoid the spillage as best I could but it was literally F*CKING everywhere. Glad that this didn't happen near my door I continue past them and before I got to the elevator I heard a second spew of delicious goodness and guess what... right in front of my damn door =.= When I got back it had fermented into a sort of cheese that smelt like a mix of formaldehyde and a bag of dead cats so I called the front desk to get it cleaned up. Next morning they had scraped the cheesy mixture off the carpet and put an industrial heater to dry it beside it. This just made it smell worse as the concoction heated up. So basically I am going to be spending a lot of time in my room till that void of unnatural bile is all gone. Fun times.
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Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:42 am |
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Sweet Pea
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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Re: Oh college...
That's.... disgusting...
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Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:39 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Oh college...
I would've waited until the one puking bent down to puke, then shove the C*CK in the asshole and call it good!
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:45 pm |
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Hooker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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Re: Oh college...
...who let you into. College!?
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Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:51 am |
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dirtbag
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 620 Location: Colorado
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Re: Oh college...
The same dumb asses who let u in....
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Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:17 am |
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dabadguy
Not Worthy of [n00b]
Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:59 pm Posts: 954 Location: Clearwater, Florida
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Re: Oh college...
_________________I am 77% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?
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Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:05 pm |
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Hooker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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Re: Re: Oh college...
dirtbag wrote: The same dumb asses who let u in.... I think its funny when you question my intelligence. It'll be ironic when I'm your boss.
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Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:23 pm |
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unstawpable
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:35 pm Posts: 127
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Re: Oh college...
Had you been a gentleman and escorted her to wherever it was she was going you wouldn't have puke outside your room
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Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:56 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Oh college...
unstawpable wrote: Had you been a gentleman and escorted her to wherever it was she was going you wouldn't have puke outside your room Plus, you might have been able to drunk-fuck her!
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:07 pm |
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TheFunkyFish
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:56 am Posts: 39
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Re: Oh college...
When I say skank I don't mean hot skank... I wouldn't have touched her if I was wearing an entire box of condoms and a radioactive suit.
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Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:41 pm |
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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Re: Oh college...
TheFunkyFish wrote: When I say skank I don't mean hot skank... I wouldn't have touched her if I was wearing an entire box of condoms and a radioactive suit. I would've, I have really low standards though...I mean really low.
_________________Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
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Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:49 pm |
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Cpt. Carrot
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:57 am Posts: 904
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Re: Oh college...
Coach wrote: I would've, I have really low standards though...I mean really low. Munchkin low? 'Cause ain't going lower... Sorry boss, could-not-rezist...
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Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:29 am |
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JukeboxHero
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:01 pm Posts: 108 Location: Kansas City, MO
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Re: Oh college...
Holy F*CK I luv you joemomma.. u horny horny bastard
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Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:33 am |
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SEIJIsaurusREX
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 457 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Oh college...
You go to York Funkyfish??
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Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:57 am |
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TheFunkyFish
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:56 am Posts: 39
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Re: Oh college...
no but i will be next semester
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Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:38 am |
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Montreal
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: Oh college...
TheFunkyFish wrote: no but i will be next semester What program?
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Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:31 pm |
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TheFunkyFish
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:56 am Posts: 39
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Re: Oh college...
i honestly dont know, im still choosing between astrophysics, one of the branches of engineering or a branch of environmental studies >_>
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:46 am |
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AnalChowMein
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3214 Location: Michigan
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Re: Oh college...
You should of raped her
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:01 pm |
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