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Mindless
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Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
I'd F*CK her....not in the mouth
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Zuol
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Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:19 pm Posts: 292
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
Dude.... Her teeth arnt even that bad. Ive seen so much worse. I would tap that.
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:34 pm |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3214 Location: Michigan
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
Zuol wrote: Dude.... Her teeth arnt even that bad. Ive seen so much worse. I would tap that. The pictures don't do it justice. She did everything in her power to hide those snags. I remember a time that I took her to Applebees and she was eating, she had to eat with a napkin just to hide the amount of food that they collected. One time she looked over and asked that I not look at her while she ate. I almost lost it, after saying that all I could do was stare and laugh. Her teeth were just a tiny portion of why I dropped her. She was very VERY immature, she was the queen of weird people and hung out with the dullest people ever. Her best friend was a queer, literally. She brought him over one time during the day and he was fine until he made a comment on the stack of playboys on the table. I don't remember what he said but I do remember that when he pulled out a gay magazine from his back pack and threw it at me I about tore his head off. I told him something along the lines of don't bring no HOMOSEXUAL shit into my apartment and he was lucky that I didn't get up and knock his dick sucking teeth out. He said something like he got enough of that harassment from his dad and he didn't need it from me. She started to cry, he started to apologize to her and they both left. It was shortly after this that I told her to stop coming over. It was a never ending story with her friends, and the whole thing only lasted a few weeks.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:22 am |
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
I'd F*CK her in the poopchute, pull out and nut all over them teeth....
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:19 am |
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Zuol
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Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:19 pm Posts: 292
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
lol @ joe... God. This clan is full of a homophobes isnt it? Why you gota hate on the gay people. they never did nothing to you.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:22 am |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3214 Location: Michigan
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
Zuol wrote: lol @ joe... God. This clan is full of a homophobes isnt it? Why you gota hate on the gay people. they never did nothing to you. Fag. I was a bit younger then. I have grown since. I don't mind as long as they keep their shit to themselves. If they bitch because I talk about girls with big boobs oh well. Its normal, dudes cranking C*CK is not.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:30 pm |
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
AnalChowMein wrote: Zuol wrote: lol @ joe... God. This clan is full of a homophobes isnt it? Why you gota hate on the gay people. they never did nothing to you. Fag. I was a bit younger then. I have grown since. I don't mind as long as they keep their shit to themselves. If they bitch because I talk about girls with big boobs oh well. Its normal, dudes cranking C*CK is not. Give it a few years, than both will be normal.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:49 pm |
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Monkeyjive
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Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:41 pm Posts: 38 Location: San Diego, Ca
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
HaHAHA! Good story.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:22 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
Tazzaler wrote: Give it a few years, than both will be normal. That deserves a sack-tap...to even say that means you're fine with it. I have gay friends and shit, they don't hit on or bother me but I get disgusted when I see them hang out with other gays...it's just all kinds of wrong.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:59 pm |
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krick3t
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Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:33 pm Posts: 173 Location: Georgia
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
She isnt too bad...
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:12 am |
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Mindless
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Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
krick3t wrote: She isnt too bad... We get that...all of us said we'd give it a go. I dont see why she doesnt hit up the dentist and get them chompers shaved down...Imagine how hard she'd cry if she knew we were on here bashing her. lawl
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:44 am |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3214 Location: Michigan
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
Mindless wrote: krick3t wrote: She isnt too bad... We get that...all of us said we'd give it a go. I dont see why she doesnt hit up the dentist and get them chompers shaved down...Imagine how hard she'd cry if she knew we were on here bashing her. lawl You would see her on the news trying to jump off a building. Last I heard she was in CO somewhere with a guy in the military.
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:32 am |
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Jihad
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Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 447 Location: Clearwater, FL
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
I hate to say this, but that chick looks famiiar...
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Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:27 pm |
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Zuol
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Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:19 pm Posts: 292
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
Haha... one night stand?
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Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:22 pm |
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Loke
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Joined: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:03 am Posts: 1603
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
i've heard of buck teeth but that shit's gotta be a dislocated jaw or something :P
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:40 am |
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Human Shield
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Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:17 am Posts: 192 Location: Moncton, NB, Canada
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
she kinda looks like my ex.... only this bitch has slightly bigger teeth.... creepy as F*CK.
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:25 am |
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Jihad
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Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 447 Location: Clearwater, FL
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Re: Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG
Zuol wrote: Haha... one night stand? I dont know to be honest. I've lived in Mn, Fl, IL(where I'm originally from), Germany, and now Tx. It is possible.... I had a really bad manwhore spell during 2000-2005.
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