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 Messing with my roommate & his second hand VAG 
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This is only a portion of some of the things I would do to him.

I was dating this chick from work. She was a virgin and had actually not done anything past getting her boobs felt. So I banged her for a week and got tired of her teeth. I broke it off completely. She had nice straight and clean teeth but they were huge. A slight overbite and her lips were to small from those chicklets so they were definitely noticeable. She was extremely immature as well.

Apparently my roommate had some interest in this girl (he worked at the same place as us and this chick). They started dating about a month later. He would bring her back to our apartment, it was a bit awkward at first but and it was slightly upsetting at first but I got over it fast, I already slung my meat into her curtains stealing her youth and destroying all that was good for many rods to come.

I started to pick on him like normal in front of her. She didn't like it and would stick up for him while he just stood there looking like an idiot. One night I had a few guys from work over drinking Honey Brown like it was going out of style. We got pretty tanked. Roommate comes home from work with his second hand vagina. One of my friends made this amazing horse sound (referring to her teeth). I laughed so hard that I threw up.

The next day at work we started to collaborate some new jokes. We worked at a Bass Pro Shops and I was the unofficial Public Relations guy. I got on the PA system and paged, "Attention all Bass Pro Shoppers, please take a moment to visit our gift shop (were she worked) to see the amazing savings on our equestrian selection." The chick calls me because she doesn't know was equestrian is. I start laughing and hang up the phone.

The fun really begins a few days later. A friend and I were out ice fishing and had picked up a bale of straw to line our shanty with. I took a portion of it home and lined my roommates bathtub with it. We went to the store and bought a big ass bag of carrots. Carrots were laid out everywhere. I took a hand saw and cut some marks into our entertainment center near the base of it. A few more friends showed up and we started to party pretty hard. Someone downloaded the Mr. Ed theme song and put it on disc.

My roommate pulls up, with his girlfriend. I really wasn't expecting her to be here as I don't know if I could of really brought myself to pulling this crap in front of her face while all these people were there. To late to go back now. They walk in, the Mr. Ed theme song starts playing. My roommate gets pissed, this chick starts to cry. They both run to his room to hide. About 60 seconds later his door swings open and the straw starts flying out of his room. One of my buddies asks that he take it back so she could have somewhere to sleep. Someone else yells out that they brought the carrots. Another yells out that someone has been gnawing on the entertainment center, looks like horse teeth. She comes out of the room crying her eyes out and starts screaming, "You F*CKING assholes!" She runs out of the apartment. My roommate comes out and says, "she said your dick is tiny." So I ask if he wants to compare and he starts to walk away. As he is walking down the hall to the door I ask him how my dick tastes. He turned and swung at me. I pushed him up against the wall after he totally missed. I told him to leave before he gets hurt. I then got really drunk. It may of been the night that we all puked out the windows into the courtyard where the messicans played soccer.

They stayed together for a couple of years actually. A few weeks after the horse jokes I finally felt so bad and talked with her and apologized. Come to find out almost everyone that was there had already apologized. I also said she was an ass for telling my roommate that I was rocking a millimeter peter when I know his shit was like a can of tuna fish. She said she never said anything about anyone's wiener, I LOL'd. I destroyed those meat walls that first time. It was work. So from then on out we only picked on them behind their backs. She is now forever known as Snaggle Tooth, AKA Snags.


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Good ol Northern fun.

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Hahaha!

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You sir, are an artist.

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EL OH EL!

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Nice. Wish I could do stuff like that to my roommate. But she's my wife and controls the sex haha

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I'd love to see a pic of this chick..

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I'd love to see a pic of this chick..


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Oh no...I know that it's a trap!


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high wrote:
I'd love to see a naked pic of this chick..

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The funniest and saddest part about this whole thing, is that he's cool F*CKING some bitch you were F*CKING AND dated her on top of that. I mean Prometheus and I used to trade this whore (turns out she literally became a whore...for heroin) back and fourth and sometimes DT her, but that's a different story...we weren't datin' the bitch, just smashin' it.


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i hear sitcom incoming

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Pics or it didnt happen. You gota have some nakeds of this horse mouth chick.
But im sure that getting head sucked... Ouch cheese grader.

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I'd be too scared of her teeth chomping my dick off. You were a brave man!


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Ive herd many stories from an unfortunate boy in computer class of the one who used to much teeth....

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high wrote:
I'd love to see a pic of this chick..




Thats another story.

I found some Polaroids later on in his bedroom of bewbs and vag bent over on his bed. Of course all my friends got a peek but like a dumbass I hid them in my car thinking that he would never look there. His sunfire blew its trans one day so he had borrowed my car for the day just for work, or so I thought. He must of took it out to snags house after work and at sometime he went through the glove box and found the pictures. I didn't notice for about a week until another friend who had not seen the pics yet asked to. I went to grab them and they were gone. The little bastard took them and never said anything to me about it. I went through that pricks room for a solid week trying to find them, I even stole his keys and went through his car when he was sleeping. Never found them again.

He later invested in one of those small fireproof safes. LOL. I busted that bitch open in about 3 minutes. Inside was a variety of dills and does but no pictures.

I asked him the last day in the apartment before we moved about the pictures. He said he had no idea what I was talking about. I then told him that everyone at work and anyone else he could of though of had seen them. He kept denying that any such pictures had existed. Oh how I wish I would of saved them.


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I found some pictures of her online.


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A few more.


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She ain't half bad....except dealing on the angle its like HOLY F*CK MR.ED

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She has some big-ass teeth and gums in the first pic, but she looks really good regardless...


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