So about four nights ago I had a very crazy dream...

The dream starts with me and my office manger (a 50yr old somewhat hot cougar) driving to a house in a 4x4 truck. Now just imagine a corny 80's movie truck, and an even cornier 80's movie house. We then procede into the house where she strips to nothing but a shirt and nlyon stockings. The dream was VERY vivid but I remember focusing on the nylons the most. So after some incomprehensable conversation.. You know, dream talk. We get to the sex. It must have been the most intese sex dream I have ever had. I woke up in a pool of sweat, F*CKIN raging hard on and everthing. I was actually kind of freaked out at how much I enjoyed it in the dream, ive never had feelings of any sort for this woman before, even tho I've defenetly thought about railing her (she has a fantastic body for her age) it was only a thought.

So, I come into work this morning, and for some fucked up reason I felt compelled to tell her about it.

So I did.

I figured she would just laugh at it.. Which she did. But then she started asking for details. Mainly about the sex. Positions, how long it lasted, if I came...

So I'm kind of freaked out at this point. Then she's says it.. "you still haven't shown me your new apartment... I want to see it." since that comment she has been all touchy feely on me.

I'm not entirely sure how to procede at this point. This will defintetly be intersting to see how this story unfolds.

Here is a question for the readers: would you F*CK a hottie cougar, if she was a co worker? Now just know this.. We are alittle more open then most jobs. There would be no sexual harrasment BS, but if they found out they would relentlessly rip on me.

F*CK YEAH I WOULD! Seriously, I've been hit on by a couple cougars before and I regret not doing anything about it.
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL for F*CKING the cougar!

I'll F*CK anything that moves!

Which according to Hooker, I guess Munchkin is excluded

LOL @ Jay & Silent Bob.
LOL @ dead fish.

dude the jay and silent bob reference was key. i laughed like a mad man

A comedian once said "I make my decisions based on what makes a better story"

Make a Good story Brah

Hell yes you take advantage

Cougars are fantastic teachers in the ways of how to please a woman. GO TO SCHOOL, SON.

hehe i agree with Dirk go tap that ass :)

I'd hit it. and do i hear a promotion coming?

I would say you have received an open invite...if you don't move on that then I would start to worry about some kind of latent homosexuality, lol.

update: she told me she likes bigger guys, wooo me. unfortunately it doesnt look like its worth the trouble.

i included pics of the alleged cougar. i know, its a stalker move, but i had to share lol.

Yea dude, tap that, record it, then share!

This.

the shoes give it away. she's a horny pu$$y.

50 year old housewives don't wear shoes like that. that kitten wants to party of 2, invitation your C*CK.

this.
dirk is just on fire today haha

you should be posting from her bed. That is all.

I once had sex with my english teacher.

Lol.

Edit: F*CK YOU DO IT LIVE OLDER WOMEN ARE AWESOME

Don't shit where you eat. That's a rule man, live by it.

High i don't know what the F*CK you're doing at your computer asking if you think it's alright. You should be showing off your new appartment..She isn't exactly dropping small hard to comprehend hints. She's flat out telling you first chance she get's she's rippin your pants off along with hers. TAKE F*CKING ADVANTAGE!!! You're not engaged or married are you ? Get her number, quit reading this message, and get to work! Or F*CK just ask if she'd like to come see your new appartment after work.

coach has a point. I personally would never F*CK a coworker that I directly dealt with day-in and day-out. But I want you to, because you will then let us in on your dramas, and entertain me during my boring work days.