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 My 1st roadhead 
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My church youth group was on the way to Dallas for a big youth gathering, you had to be 16 but after someone cancelled and I got the permission, I was able to slip in and I was the youngest at 14. Needless to say that alone was damn kool. We took a charter bus but our church didnt have a lot of kids so we had to link up with another church group to fill the bus. This girl thought I was cute or w/e "atleast thats what she said when she sat down next to me in the back" and the game started, buncha flirtn and so on. After a couple hours she started feeling on my leg and crotch, giggling the whole time. The paster put a movie on "Grease 2" and she laid her head in my lap like she was going to fall asleep, next thing I know shes unzipping my pants, pulls it out and goes to town, she even swallowed. That was my 1st roadhead. Good stuff at 14.

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If it's true that's a pretty legit story. My first "roadhead" was in a bus on the way to New York on a school trip. I was in the back in the seats beside the washroom so there was no one beside us. I'm pretty sure Caddy Shack was playing on TV. Good shit!

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If it's true that's a pretty legit story. My first "roadhead" was in a bus on the way to New York on a school trip. I was in the back in the seats beside the washroom so there was no one beside us. I'm pretty sure Caddy Shack was playing on TV. Good shit!


yeah its true, but I think if caddy shack was on i would have been laughing, might of made her feel bad lol

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F*CK a bitch in a Popeye's bathroom than we'll talk.

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F*CK a bitch in a Popeye's bathroom than we'll talk.


HAHA, I fucked one in a mobil gas bathroom :)

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kornbread420 wrote:
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F*CK a bitch in a Popeye's bathroom than we'll talk.


HAHA, I fucked one in a mobil gas bathroom :)

Last time I checked that wasn't a Popeyes.

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School trips were F*CKING amazing for foolin with girls on the bus & in the hotel. I really miss those days-- wish I had taken more advantage actually.

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Lol nice shit. Still no road head :( sad...

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F*CK a bitch in a Popeye's bathroom than we'll talk.

ASHAHAHAHHAh you know some dirty nig-shit went on in there, thats gross taz ahahahhah

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dabadguy wrote:
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F*CK a bitch in a Popeye's bathroom than we'll talk.

ASHAHAHAHHAh you know some dirty nig-shit went on in there, thats gross taz ahahahhah

Hey, nothing beats F*CKING to the smell of fried chicken.

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I fucked a girl at McDonalds.....in the back....in the freezer......on a box of hamburger meat!

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Token who hasn't. That's what you do at Micky D's.

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First time wasnt nothing special.
Was on the way back from the movies and my gf just blew me while i was driving. It was nice.

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F*CK a bitch in a Popeye's bathroom than we'll talk.


In a black food joint? I don't even go in those, I use the drive through. Funnest spots for me are this WEIRD chair thing like 9 feet off the ground in a playground, and learning a new routine on my bowflex, but still no road head :/

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F*CK a bitch in a Popeye's bathroom than we'll talk.


In a black food joint? I don't even go in those, I use the drive through. Funnest spots for me are this WEIRD chair thing like 9 feet off the ground in a playground, and learning a new routine on my bowflex, but still no road head :/

Are you scared to F*CKING walk in or what?

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Tazzaler wrote:
Caniboid wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
F*CK a bitch in a Popeye's bathroom than we'll talk.


In a black food joint? I don't even go in those, I use the drive through. Funnest spots for me are this WEIRD chair thing like 9 feet off the ground in a playground, and learning a new routine on my bowflex, but still no road head :/

Are you scared to F*CKING walk in or what?


No I just don't like the smell of em. I ride around there a lot, but I prefer not to be confined with em lol. The closest Popeys to me is in Portland, and it on MLK Jr BLVD(go figure.) If you know big cities at all then you know MLK is prone to be one of the blackest neighborhoods in the city. This Popeyes is smack dab in the middle of the dirtiest part. One of those places were you DO get shot at if your white after dark. Or at least get beaten half to death. So daytime no i'm not scared, but after dark you've gotta be stupid not to be a little bit paranoid.

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LOL My first road head was actually field head in a tractor. I was discing a field in the spring and met my girlfriend at the road. Picked her up and dropped her off in less than 2 acres.


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LOL My first road head was actually field head in a tractor. I was discing a field in the spring and met my girlfriend at the road. Picked her up and dropped her off in less than 2 acres.


Less than 2 acres lol!

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LOL My first road head was actually field head in a tractor. I was discing a field in the spring and met my girlfriend at the road. Picked her up and dropped her off in less than 2 acres.


Less than 2 acres lol!


I was 14 or 15, I'm surprised I lasted that long.


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I remember the first time I got road head, it was actually my first time getting head. When I came I gave her the warning and she lifted off and i jizzed all over my pants. It was shitty...and the first time I had sex, it lasted all of maybe 2 minutes MAX! I wish it was still that way, now by the time I'm done I'm covered in sweat, light headed and about to pass out.


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