OK, in case you don't know, I did a tour in S.korea in the Army. I was stationed on Camp Red Cloud (2I.D.). I had 1 week left in the country of my tour and i was feelin pretty good about leaving for a 40 day vacation back in the states after being overseas for a year. So its my last weekend and I'm ready to get tore up. I start drinkin round evening-ish, then left the gates of CRC and went out to the ville (bars/clubs outside the base) Ran into a couple of peeps I knew from base. One was this one bitch who was a notorius slut and was known to give guys different fake names, even though most GI's knew she was married (to an officer) on Camp casey. So me, this girl, and 2 other guys (one was a flaming fag and the other claim to dateing this whore). At the time I think she called herself "Lizzy", but she was known by alot of names. So the 4 of us end up going downtown Uijeongbu to bar hop. I remember drinking incredible Hulks and thinking "hey this girl is kinda slutty i wonder if i can ditch these idiots and get the two of us alone together to make somthing happen". So we enter one restaruant wich was kinda like a mixture of cracker barrel/hip-hop studio (those korean joints are wack) and I buy some soju and some bulgogi and we are all sittin round haven a good time. This bitch's "date" goes to the bath-room so me and 'lizzy" start dancin ever so harmlessly. I remember feelin her up just a lil bit to give her the idea, her date then comes out and grabs me, turns me around and starts givin me this shpeal about how him and her are in some serious relationship..... yeah right.... he doesnt know shit about this girl and probably neither do I. So then I remember walking down the street on our way to the next bar and this bitch is telling me I should be paying for a hotel room for all us.... I'm like ok, then I see her run to her boytoy and shes all "hey he said hes gonna do it" so im thinkin , Hell no, this bitch aint gettin me to pay for a room so she and some other dude can get their freak on and leave me out. At this point in the night I am so tanked I dont even know whats going on, I black out completely........

Next thing I know I wake up.

I'm inside some local korean's home. I got up, all dazed/hazed/confused, just wondering how i got there, was i raped? robbed? what happened? I still had my clothes on and had my wallet/ID. I started walking down the hallway looking for a door, i opened one......it was a closet... suddenly some korean woman ( about 35-40 ) starts speaking in korean, she points to another door. I shook her hand and thanked her. I walked outside and didn't recognize any building. I soon waived down a taxi and told the driver to take me back to CRC. I was just releived I was Ok, and nothing bad happened. (especiialy with a curfew for soldiers at night and me not getting molested/ robbed)

Moral of this story, You don't always end up with girl (no matter how slutty), and getting tanked and wondering around in S.korea while severly intoxicated is not a good idea when you are leaving in 1 week.

Haha, wow.

LOL well done badguy xD