I was telling this story to a coworker yesterday and ended up in tears, because I've never thought of it this way.

OK so for some time after college, I was living in Chicago in a townhouse by myself. After a year or two, my brother graduated from college & roomed with me while he worked his first job as well. My brother's the muscular outgoing guy, and I am not horrible looking, so together we ended up partying with just about any hot 19+ year old girls we ran into. We'd go to applebees on a saturday night and have 3 or 4 of the hotties at my house that night, drinkin & smokin sweet weed. Everything was effortless. I was a 27 year old doing what most 22-thru-60 year old guys WISHED they could do.

Anyway, one 19 year old really pushed my button. She was a hippie chick, looong brown hair, giant brown eyes, perfect bod, "too cool" personality which I was able to get over because of her looks & age. So we hit it off, end up partying quite a bit, heavy petting/makeout sessions GALORE at my townhouse. Her name is way too distinctive to allow anonymity so I'll call her Lisa.

We plan to get together with some other friends and camp out at one of the state parks nearby. SCORE. Me & her in a tent by ourselves, with liquor = inevitable sexy time. I'm a relatively outdoors guy so of course have my own tent. I pack it up along with a 30-pack of condoms (gotta prepare, just in case right?) and the other weekend stuff including a cooler.

So we drive down on a friday afternoon. We get there, it's raining. Shit. Rain & camping = misery, but at least we can get sexy in the tent right? RIGHT? So the others get their tents out and I help them set 'em up. Next it comes time for my tent.

I whip it out.

Lisa takes one look, says "that's it?!", and storms back to the car. What I've whipped out, my friends, is a 2-person backpacking tent. What that really means is, barely enough room for 1 person & their stuff. What I thought was something that would bring us together (that small space! She's got to be right next to me allllll night) was exactly what drove us apart. My tent was too small for her.

Anyway long story short, she completely ignored me the entire weekend. I drank/smoked myself into oblivion out of the misery of lost sex potential, but ended up having fun because I discovered bocce ball while stoned/drunk, and my friends were on my side.

So let that be a story to ye kids, size does matter.

This isnt' the exact tent I have, but it's the same size.

LOL well a 10 for effort Dirk :) and i mean if the bitch couldn't get comfy with you in a small tent then why bother >P

I lol'd

Lol!

Sorry man, sad story. Ive got a 1 man backpacking tent, but i also have a camper, you just gotta have small and large.

Good initiative, Bad judgement lol sucks bro!

lol. that sucks dude. who knew could get C*CK blocked by a tent.

I Lol'ed.

lol that sucks but great story

hahahaha thanks dirk

"Anyway long story short, she completely ignored me the entire weekend. I drank/smoked myself into oblivion out of the misery of lost sex potential, but ended up having fun because I discovered bocce ball while stoned/drunk, and my friends were on my side."

hahahahahahahahahahaha made me lol because you missed out on some ass, but oh how I envy doing the activities contained in that line.

wow she got pissed cause you pitched a small tent.... just wow..

altho it reminds me of a story where I was camping out with a bunch of friends and some girls tryed to set up their own tent and I laughed and told them it's super easy i can pitch a tent in my sleep.... lol

LOL is "tent" really code word dirk? It's ok if it is, still a great story!

At least you were so close Dirk

Dirk's an old fart!!!

But really, hippie chicks are bullshit.

At least it was just one out of the many right Dirk ? Shoulda just pointed at the middle and said "This is my side" then pointed at the same spot and said "that is your side..Catch my drift hoe!" lol j/k But it would have made the story a little bit more exciting :o. I woulda given you a hand for effort and she woulda given you a hand right across your cheek. Oh and what's bocce ball ? Never heard of it.

Yeah the 19 year old blonde I was dating before her gave me enough wonderful sexual memories to last me a lifetime. Good times back then for sure :)

Boccee ball? It's the ultimate sport to play while drunk/stoned at a campground or state park. Kinda like curling or shuffleboard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bocce

Don't play it on a limited course, go play it on the lawn. Long distance stoned boccee is so much goddamn fun if you're with friends.

Damn that does sound fun. Hell even if you're sober it would be fun. Especially if you have absolutley nothing to do. I'm gonna have to get some friends together to try it out.

Yup you can buy a perfectly good boccee ball set at wal mart for like 20 bux. Get the heaviest polymer balls you can, stay away from the cheap light plastic ones.

first , L O F*CKING L!
Second, i've been with some girls that pulled crap like that, everythings fine when the booze is flowing and the blunts keep turnin, but when it comes time for the dirty , they act like it was never their intention to sleep with you and so forth, that's when i ditch a bitch.
That bitch was prolly on her period or somthin, or was just using you for drugs.

sorry dirk! :)