So the year is 2007. The date is April 20 on a Friday. All of this is true. lol

Around noon I drank a bunch of LSD and ended up tripping way harder than I could have possibly imagined. I layed outside and listened to some tunes and kicked back and it was all great--- until about 30 minutes in. Time and space became completely condensed and I was already seeing myself fighting cops well before it happened. I ran into my house and out of my house several times. My roommates were pretty concerned lol, and I do think that it fireballed a bit as a result. Anywho, I ended up getting into my car somehow and driving off around 3:00pm and drove about four blocks. At this point (it was rush hour on a Friday) I rear-ended a suburban and as I jumped out of my car it front ended the car behind me. After which, as four witnessed testified, I ran into the yard and began to dance. Now this was no normal dance. This was some kind of energy orb summon crazy shit and it took four cops to arrest me. I woke up in the hospital and I asked the doctor "Am I dead?' and then he said "far from it..". Just kidding about the last part but I did ask if I died and if anybody else died today. lol the end ;//

Lol, nice, Neo. What charges did you get and was the energy orb summon caught on tape, by chance?

What kind of fine/community service did they give you for that?

haha i actually did forget the best part.

initally they charged me with a DUI (thought I was drunk), possession less than oz, a pipe, assaulting an officer, and resisting arrest.

what the judge, JUDGE HENDRIX (seriously was her name), gave me was 3 months probation for resisting arrest

:D

and no, the orb wasn't caught on tape, but i believe that i may have saved mankind that day ;/

Haha, nice!

lol thats awesome and lucky u for getting out of pretty much all of it

lmao
so you didnt get a fine just probation?

thats F*CKING awesome man. i love trip stories. I drove home on shrooms and it looked like this :

OMG Rainbow Road, hardest shit everrrrr....but so sparkly!

Lol, did ya fall to earth in a flaming fireball?

no but i did get out to take a piss and got lost in the ever expanding blackness.

lol!

LOL gotta love hearing stories about ppl trippin. god damn there funny

hahaha yeah not a single dime was given for that crime

and who really cares about semantics D:

aaaaaand yes i did apparently

This reminds me of something I had happen back in my college days the first and only time I took shrooms.

A good friend of mine was a shroomer but I had never taken any hallucinogens at the time so I figured he would be a good person to trip with the first time.

I showed up at his house a bit late and he and his roomate were already tripping. They slapped a plateful of these nasty looking things down in front of me and said that was my share. I was a bit surprised that I would have to eat a whole plateload of the things but I figured they knew what they were doing so I started working my way through the nasty pile of stale styrofoam, all the while trying to keep from gagging the best I could.

So here I am chowing down on this pile of nastiness and I am about halfway done with the plate when my friend and his roomate just start laughing uncontrollably to the point where they are having trouble breathing. I ask what the hell is so F*CKING funny and my friend chokes out something to the effect of, "Dude, you really don't even want to know how many shrooms you just put down." At this point I am like oh F*CKING shit, this is just not even gonna be good.

The bastards had put over an ounce of freaking shrooms on the plate and I had easily gone through over half the plate, so I figured I had eaten about 14-16 grams of shrooms. Now I had never tripped on anything before at this point in my life, so I had no freaking idea what the hell to expect.

I felt fine for about 30-40 minutes and then the shit came down on my head like a freaking hammer. I think the whole altar boy crap in my youth seriously fucked with my brain because I spent the next hour or so trying to convince them that there was a freaking picture of Jesus shaving his ass in the popcorn ceiling of their apartment.

After that the shit got really weird, and I ended up spending most of the next 4-5 hours sitting in my buddy's closet talking to his shoes which I was absolutely certain were in reality very small people from an alternate universe.

Needless to say that was pretty much the beginning and the end for the hallucinogenic phase of my life.

LOL keep on keeping on you're a good man

Chris are you fucked? Your last 4 posts are telling me that you are.