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Post True story
Today, my brother called me. Here's the short story.

Please, if anyone is able to back this up with a news link, please do. I haven't been able to find one.

It seems that some dude, who has downs, and lives on his own, caught a troll. Yes, a troll. He called his mom on Tuesday and told her that he caught a troll. (He was very excited) His mom, thinking that he was just being, erm, retarded, told him something to the effect of, "That's nice honey, we'll see you Saturday" or something like that.

Mom and dad show up to the house 4 days later. This guy has his bed and dresser pushed up against the closet door. (The retarded guy) When they open the door, they found a midget. No shit.

This is a 5th generation story, which means, I heard it from my brother, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend and that guy experienced it.

I'd love to see an actual news story on this.

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Haha, if this is true..
I searched for a few minutes and didn't find anything either... is the midget going to press charges? Haha.

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Searched google news, no joy. Then, sadly I checked a pretty good source for lots of stories like this:

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/troll.asp



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LMAO!!!!

i'd be mad.

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Post Re: True story
dirkdeagler wrote:
Searched google news, no joy. Then, sadly I checked a pretty good source for lots of stories like this:

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/troll.asp



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So this is a pretty recent story. It hasn't been misproven yet, I want to see if it's true or not. Gotta be something else on this.

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I searched my best source which is Google News on a number of related terms. No joy yet.

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I was running out of luck on searches for "troll" and "little person" so I went the non-PC route and searched for "midget". Nothing on your story yet Coach, however it did turn up this gem. RIHANNA gettin' a lap dance from a HOT midget. I'd totally hit it.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/22/rihanna-l ... rty-video/

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Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:44 am
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Urban Myth, snopes.com ftw:

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/troll.asp

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This reminds me of the story that keeps popping up of the woman who had her brains shot out by a exploding can of pilsbury dough. They have reported the story on t.v. and in print but it's just an urban legend. Sorry Coach but it sounds like you found a new telling of an urban legend.

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