First of all, you ALL niggas know that my english is pretty pretty bad so dont give me that "sentence, word" bullshit ok...plus im kinda drunk at the moment.

Soooo it all started last year, ive knew this girl for more than 6 years now, we started being friends, with me wanting to F*CK her of course, nothing never ever happened, UNTIL last year.

I always chat with this girl, me and her are like BFF lol you know me wanting to get in her pants, i got to behave the way some women like, so we always chat about anything, any F*CKING subject is great for me and her to have a great conversation, so last year i invited her to go out you know like friends but of course looking for something else, girl is smart she is "kinda" hot, and she understands me you know like the very good friend that she is.

We used to chat about she was a "virgin" at her 25 years and shit like that, i honestely never knew if i had to believe her or not but for what i knew about her i had to, she never gaved me any signs of the opposite.

So this last year, it was december i went to pick her up with my dads truck, i bought us some drinks (of course i over did it with mines and hers on cuantity), we talked and talked, damn time passed by pretty F*CKING quick, so the clock hit 4:00 am (aprox) we where both pretty drunk and then i told her hey babe you want to go and have some dinner?, and shes like NO... and im like OKKKKK sure humm want to go to that disco you told me your friends where going to be at??? and shes like NOOOO... and i was like OOOOOK sooo imma take you to your house then you look pretty tired... and shes like NOOOOO (i asked all this questions because i knew her position on non-marriage sex AND i really really have a lot of respect for her so i didnt tryed nothing stupid), after that i started laughing and i was like...hummm ok so you want to go to a motel? and shes like YEAH hahahahahaha, shes like it took you so long, and i was like OMFG, the opportunity of my life, ive been trying to F*CK this bitch since i met her NOW ITS THE TIME.

So i started driving to the motel, but i didnt had ANY condoms so i stopped in front of a pharmacy and went and bought 3 condoms, and when i got back to the car shes like, why would you stop at a pharmacy and i was like, my head hurts i needed some headache pills, and shes like YOU LIAR you bought some condoms right??? HAHAAHA i was like yeah :s HAHAHA.

I proceeded to drive to this motel that i used to frequent with some bitches i sued to have when i used to live back in Mazatlan, motel is called EDEN, so we got there you know, we started the forplay wich was like kinda slow, she was like kinda wanting me to just stuck my dick and finish in 5 minutes, earlier we had a talk about her ideas on non-marriage sex and she was like you know what i have changed, and i was like cool so youre not e virgin no more? and shes like nah ive fucked with 6 guys now LOL i felt pretty shitty (because i thought i was going to be the first AND that i treat her so god damn good about that subject and shit) so anyways, foreplay was boring LOL it was like trying to F*CK a dead corpse you know (corpsehumper woulda love this shit), then i put my condom and put my dick in her pu$$y, LOL i watch the condom and the sheets they where ALL covered in blood LOL, bitch was on her period LOL and after watching that i got my boner all fucked up, couldnt get it up after that (that and the eighteen pack and some caribe coolers that i dranked earlier with her), i tryed different positions and my pecker just wouldnt get up, it was HAHA F*CKING frustrating, i told her to suck my dick to get my shit going on and she said no, so it was pretty F*CKING lame, we took a shower and leaved.

So yeah i failed, couldnt get my dick up, i was drunk and using a F*CKING condom, that shit is hard as F*CK and to top it up even more, bitch was like not even moving at all she was like a F*CKING corpse, if i where to like necrophilia i coulda F*CKING got a big ass boner and F*CK her really nice but NO im not into that shit, thats my excuse since that day, cant hook up with her no more, had a big ass moral breakdown after that but its now all good because i keep thinking of the reasons i put above LOL.

I have one pic of her, post in here if you want me to post it and you must read my shamefull story.

LOL the seximexi strikes again :P
Well ginzu if she was bleeding and shit i wouldn't have fucked her either :P
Oh and post the picture ^^

Ew P blood is the worst smelling shit ever. Yeah pic let's see the pic I can't believe you didn't post it with the post.

Yes, I must see the pic to see how I would've handled the situation :)

dude...All is good as long as the bitch is hispanic man....which isn't a biggie since well you're in mexico, but for me as a white guy in North Dakota...its nobel peace prize worthy.

yeah so I need a pic.

I want to see a pic as well, you sexy beast!
But I ain't down with the blood. Shit is gross.

I WANT PIC! ha
damn man, that sucks. P blood = nasty

lol, bro you should of got some Viagra in the store to lol, and when the river flows red take the dirt road instead ;P

PICTURESS!!!

& More stories :P

Mexi intrests me :D

When it gets red, i think its time for some head
PIC PLZ

Ever since I got home from my last deployment, for the first time in our seven year marriage, my wife has been really good about this one! I am quite impressed.

Ginzu/Joe pics or it didn't happen.

lol, you told me this story a few months back. Ahahahaha.



The mailman has been helping her learn her way around the C*CK.

Oh...well, in that case...he can have her. I think I'm almost done....

did she say "siiiiiii"? and you just translated for us? like what is all caps YEAH in mexican? is it SIIIIII? or something else?

wow that's a pretty horrible story....how can a chick knowing she's on the rag do that??? Then she wont open her mouth? You should have buried her.

Is this that story you asked about in general chat if you could post it or not? And peeps said put it in here? haha

and LOL at bloody vagina sexy time storys, us n00bs have storys in common Lol

PICS PLEZZZ

Pic's now. I want them NOW!!!! God &^#$^+$%@@%^#$#%^^&*^%$%^%&

I only had this picture, all i could get from here, she send me this shit about a discussion we had in how she looked if she danced for me on the webcam on a strip pole she recenlty instaled in her bedroom LOL!!!, ive always tryed to persuade her to pose me on the nude but yet no success whatsoever. The image can only be here for a while or i can get in trouble with her LOL you know how shit rolls and NO I DONT WANT TO TRY MY LUCK, i wanted to host the pic here but i had not contacted strange,fomenta or gman for that matter so if you guys can snatch that pic and hosted here it would be even nicer so i can get it out of my photobucket and the picture can be leaved here.

P.S. X si estas viendo esto DISCULPAME, despues de lo que paso siempre crei que le habias contado a tus amigas lo sucedido, acerca de mi intento fallido por "coger" y que no se parara, asi que pongamoslo de esta manera es mi pequeña gran venganza, no te preocupes NADIE mas tiene la foto y aqui estas personas no te conocen asi que PERDOOOON.

EDIT: As you can see she is using some kind of webcam picture editor, you know "women" LOL.

DAMN